Funniest 'Scene's we'd like to see' moment
(what a school teacher wouldn't say)
Frankie Boyle: Are you chewing boy?! Good thats the best blowjob I've had in ages.
ROTFL
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things a wimbledon commentator would never say:
"and there's shrapova. and im sure like you you'd love to have those long russian legs... wrapped around your face"
The Queen one where Frankie said
"I've had a lot of medications in my time, I'am so old, now my pussy is haunted"
lol that cracks me up every time I hear it
DIE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Worst person to be married to:
"I love you lots, lets see what Mr Tiddles thinks of you, 'DIE BITCH', ooh oh!" - That one had me cracking up for ages
"But he's my dad, we do everything together!"
"You want me to put my "ding-a-ling" in your "fairy cave?" ARE YOU MAD, WOMAN!?"
The worst thing to hear over a tannoy system:
"Can somebody come to the salami slicer please?"
Unlikely things to read on a road sign:
"You're lonely, aren't you Russell?"
Unlikely things for a television voice-over announcer to say:
"Viewers of a nervous disposition should be aware that your television is off and I'm speaking to you from inside your own head."
"Well, that's it, viewers should note that BBC News 24 goes through the night ... as do I."
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"Just deal with your girlfriend's cheesy feet. She puts up with your cheesy face." - Jack Dee
unlikely things to hear over a tannoy system:
"ONLY YOU CAN HEAR ME!"
unlikely letters to be read out on points of view
"dear bbc, i would like to know when you will next be showing nuts on the road... nim nim nim"
unlikely things to be said on the news
"and now over to sian for a blind stab at the weather"
Russell: Dear Auntie. Can that giant man lift me up like a baby?
Greg: You bet your ass he can!
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^I was waiting for that one.
The Operation Mindf^ck one is mine.
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Hehehe. I bet you knew it'd be me that posted it as well! :-) Operation MF is a funny line as well - Frankie's clinically mad! :-)
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