Funniest Dialogue
What about the line at the end: "Well done Tommy. Home run. Respect"
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"This better be important I is in the middle of having sex, wow! that is really f uckin important!"
Jesus didn't cut the grass, he just got all melodramatic and martyrific and sat in it
I don't understand why they don't have memorable quotes up for this yet!
The great part about that line is the end...
"This better be important, I's in the middle of having sex. Wow, that is really f'in important. What, there's a bomb?"
That's really important. And there's a bomb, too?!? That kills me.
My personal favorite:
"Doin' it with you was nice, and it was best with you, but some things is more important."
In other words, Steven Segal is too strong for you and you give up.
-- Topoz
Me name is James Bond. James...Bond.
shareMe name is James Bond. James... Bond.
It's so simple, but this has to be one of the funniest one-liners in history.
Also, the bit when he's trying to figure out if it's red or blue... classic.
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"Where is it you're going?"
"To see a man about a dog."
"No you're not, what do you need that gun for?"
"Cause i AINT goin to see a man about a dog. I is goin to see about a bomb that's gonna blow up the world, innit."
"I wish you spend more time saving your marriage than you do saving the world."
*beep* OFF!"
Classic scene lol XD
"Wow, you'za lady"
"Oh My God, 30 seconds! 29! 28! What wire do I cut?"
*gets down to one second*
"One! Red... No Blue!"
"Me names James Bond. James Bond."
"Great Job Billy, Homerun! Respek!"
I dont know why, but i always laugh the hardest when hes boning the one chick and says to the other "you know her as well, innit?". And also all the random crap he says when the bomb is counting down and hes trying to decide which wire to cut. But yeah theres a lot of good lines.
shareI can't believe it, it's a lady.
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