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Incredible Film

posted 19 years ago by watsonentertainment
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Wow! What a movie! First, let me say very impressive acting by Sevy Di Cione. He blew me away. His performance was so natural and real that when the movie ended I wanted more. When this kind of reaction occurs after seeing a film, it can only mean one thing. It was a great movie!

I want to also mention Agim Kaba. Agim has a small role as J.R. but he certainly knows how to make the most of his limited screen time. In this short amount of time we clearly see his strength as an actor. Agim doesn’t need ninety minutes of material to display his incredible acting chops- he manages to do it in only two minutes. Amazing!

Without revealing too much let me just say that the ending was very unexpected. And what a welcome surprise that is in today’s overused, recycled Hollywood films. The entire film was simply wonderful. There is absolutely no reason why this film can’t make it big at the box office. It is rare to find a movie that leaves you in awe. Satinka and Sevy Di Cione’s performance does exactly that!

[–] bill-wardle 17 years ago

Wow! What a crap movie! First, let me say very unimpressive acting by Sevy Di Cione. He blew chunks. His performance was so wooden and robotic that when the movie ended I wanted to commit suicide. When this kind of reaction occurs after seeing a film, it can only mean one thing. It was a garbage movie!

I want to also mention Agim Kaba. Agim has a small role as J.R. but he certainly knows how to make nothing of his limited screen time. In this short amount of time we clearly see his uselessness as an actor. Agim doesn’t need ninety minutes of material to display his diabolically bad acting chops- he manages to do it in only two minutes. Amazing!

Without revealing too much let me just say that the ending was very expected. And just like the rest of today’s overused, recycled Hollywood films. The entire film was simply garbage. There is absolutely no reason why anyone should ever see this film . It is rare to find a movie that makes you want to kill yourself. Satinka and Sevy Di Cione’s performance does exactly that!

[–] maddi5000-1 17 years ago

hahahaha

[–] 17 years ago

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[–] escapedmonk 17 years ago

Hahahahaha Too True my friend

[–] badwolfandy 17 years ago

i think you should copy and paste that into the comment for the film...so that nobody else will be misled

Smile, Jesus loves you.

[–] rageinblack 17 years ago

OMG I almost went misled too, but after seeing the trailer I had some strong doubts, now thanks to you, bill-wardle, and to your humorous script (that made me laugh), I will avoid that *beep* and focus on something more worthy,...

Today we simply cannot handle this many movies, everyone makes movies out of nothing and makes profit, meanwhile we are wasting our time to see them movies, and at least half of them are really, really BAD!

[–] hypersloth 17 years ago

excellent post Mr wardle, the most accurate and funniest I have read, well done.

keep up the good work exposing plants.

[–] dasmachine 17 years ago

LMAO!!!!

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

[–] Shattered_Wake 16 years ago

How can one be a wooden robot?

-AP3-

"This isn't the right time to have a ghost baby!
I think I might need an aboooortion!"

[–] nikgnorge 16 years ago

Hahahahahaha...bill-wardle, you are my hero! I love what you did, I couldn't stop laughing...

[–] oneal301 15 years ago

"The entire film was simply garbage."

Just like your post. If you don't like it great, but don't tell me what I should or shouldn't watch. Besides the story or the acting wasn't that bad. If it was that horrible, why did you watch it?

"It is rare to find a movie that makes you want to kill yourself"

Not a bad idea, maybe you should consider that next time.

[–] calibaby260 10 years ago

LMAOOO!!! OMG, Bill, that was the funniest thing I have ever read on these boards. Thank you for making my day!!

[–] Day_of_the_dead_living 17 years ago

Wow, Watsonentertainment, you are so obviously connected
to the production of this movie and/or the actors and
actresses you so carefully mention by name!

It would make more sense to not try to hype a movie above
what it can actually deliver, since people are actually going
to watch it with high expectations if you do. Telling people to
expect a perfectly OK movie, rather than the glorious resurrection
of the genre, would give it a higher score from the actual viewers,
since that would make the good moments shine, rather than disappoint.

You also need to understand that there are torrents.
People like me will always be around to watch the movies,
often before they are released. If there are *beep* reviews on IMDB,
they will be shot down and the movie earns a bad reputation.
You can't make people buy the pig in the sack, these days.
You know... 2007? The Internet? Torrents? 'Word of mouth' amplified.
So stop trying. It looks bad, really bad.

(And if you are just a real fan, not connected to production
or actors, then I do apologize for jumping to these conclusions.)

[–] Cops69 17 years ago

Who the hell is Sevy Di Cione? I would bet 10$ that it's you, flooding these forums with praises of yourself... STOP IT, YOU LOSER!

"Sevy Di Cione Amazing in Satinka Wed Sep 14 2005 11:58
Sevy Di Cione Re: HE'S SHOOTING ANOTHER MOVIE RIGHT NOW Fri May 13 2005 20:41
Sevy Di Cione Re: Sevy and 'Branches': a perfect marriage... Wed May 11 2005 12:51 "

[–] miceaurbo 17 years ago

haha beautiful comments, watched the movie and i liked the plot in the beginning but the acting was in my opinion forced and not natural. Some points i didn´t understand what the plot was about. i gave it 5/10 for the efforts ;)

[–] alterfiction 17 years ago

nice reply wardle ... made me laugh too:)

[–] fatclyde_uk 17 years ago

Sorry. Not fooled by your obvious shilling of, what is most likely, just another piece of cr8p Jap horror rip off.
You've been rumbled, m8.

You over hyped it, sonny !

[–] edwin_de_groen 17 years ago

I want to state here that I think this movie was absolutely, tremendously funny.......................................................afterwards, that is, after reading bill-wardle's comment on this 'horror-ble' piece of sh*t cinema.

Thanks bill-wardle, for making me feel good after seeing this movie after all. I have rarely read a comment that was so strikingly humorous and outlining the sadness of bad, very baaaaad cinema at the same time.

The makers of this movie should be put in jail for using this cinematic weapon of ass contraction

Per Undas Adversas

[–] bill-wardle 17 years ago

No problem edwin_de_groen.I'm just doing my job and being a fine upstanding Scotsman

Believing in God is just the same as believing in Superman,grow up and take charge of you own life.

[–] hypersloth 17 years ago

I agree with edwin_de_groen totally. bills comment was the funniest I've have read. If i hadn't have watched that bucket of walrus piss of a movie haunted forest I would never have read it. great work bill, keeping it real.

[–] cabinetmaker2368 16 years ago

yeah I think users here ought to be screened more effectively and let's try to keepp anyone affiliated with the movie profession out of the comments. Bill Wardle you have some interesting comments but you're little snippet of comparison to believing in GOD and superman as being the same, maybe you need to grow up and take charge of you're own life. Sorry don't mean to be derrogative but afterall you are trying to convince people to NOT believe in GOD and as far as I can tell they are better off to believe and GOD not to exist than to not believe and he does exist. This isn't a religious forum and I think it needs to stay that way.

[–] edwin_de_groen 16 years ago

Read Richard Dawkins (The God Delusion) and discover the real world, God is a ferrytale for and by thick headed grown-ups...f.l.u.s.h. it ;-)

[–] Landon_Hill 16 years ago

Nobody cares.

[–] hypersloth 16 years ago

nobody cares about what?

[–] Landon_Hill 16 years ago

Their little debate about God.

[–] CarefulSheBites 15 years ago

LMAO@ that shameless shill.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsk8QQj5Nrc&feature=related

[–] roentgen_rui 14 years ago

I actually can't believe they did such a decent movie considering the budget and everything. Sevy Di Cione is fantastic, and definitely would like to see more of his work. He was great on it, such a professional actor.

The story, at first I thought it was a rip-off of all the horror movies, but actually the Satinka story was quite decent and I loved it included some American folklore on it.

Some people didn't like this movie, but as far as I read, those were stupid kids who doesn't have any idea about films and filmmaking.

In other words, Haunted Forest is a must-see movie and pay extra attention to the lead actor Sevy Di Cione, he will impress you.