satan loves me(lol)


i know this has nothing to do with anything, but i'm pretty sure satan loves me. we taled before on quija board and on myspace. lol. i call to him occasionaly in the night. my mom has like no *beep* clue about this whole thing. if there is evr anything fellow satanists want to talk to me about email me at [email protected]

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your a dumbass you know that

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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah...you think Satan talks to you.

That's funny. You're a funny one. Disturbed, but funny.

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Reminds me of a T-shirt I once saw:

I'm so evil, Satan worships me.

How about:

I know my ex-girlfriend has evil lessons with Satan, but I don't know how much she charges him.

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Reminds me of Buffy, ep 3.11

Willow: "Prince of Night, I summon you. Come fill me with your black naughty evil!"

Haha!

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Prince of Night, I summon you. Come fill me with your black naughty evil!

FUNNIEST. QUOTE. EVER.

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Sounds like a straight to DVD release (in Australia anyways), but who cares, it's got Abby in it, so it can't be that bad... right? Right?!

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Wrong. It is horrible. I like bad movies, but I will never watch this one again.

Cockroaches. Determined to survive. Microwave me, WATCH ME COME ALIVE!

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What, exactly, is a "quija" board? And how old are you, anyway? I remember learning spelling and grammar when I was in third grade.

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