This movie makes Citizen Kane look like a pile of garbage

Thank you, Larry, for making this brilliant film come to be. This movie shows that perhaps red-necks aren't the savages who we've made them out to be. Red-necks too, are an intelligent, cultured people.

But LTCG:HI isn't just for red-necks! No! It's for those of us who have wondered what it's like to be both a cable guy and a health inspector at the same time. It's for those of us who realize that there is much more to a fart joke than just gas-bubbles vibrating ass-cheeks. It's for those of us who want hope of a better tomorrow.

And to all the people who "hate" Larry the Cable Guy and this amazing movie: You're just jealous . . . jealous that you can't Get-R-Done the way Larry can. But don't take your raging envy out on this film! One day you too might be a genius like Larry... but before you can Get-R-Done like him, you have to Get-R-Done on your heart.

If anybody who worked on this film is reading this, I'd like to say thank you. We can all sleep a lot better knowing that films like this - ones that change the world - are still being made by heroes like you.