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1FTR
One For The Road
24/7
24 hours a day, 7 days a week
5PT
Pee Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together
A/S
Age/Sex
A/S/L
Age/Sex/Location
AA
Adios Amigo
AA
Alcoholics Anonymous
AAAAA
American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAMOF
As A Matter Of Fact
AATK
Always At The Keyboard
ABCD
Any Bozo Can Do
ABT
About
ACD
Alt Control Delete
ACK
Acknowledge
ACK
Acknowledged
ACRONYM
Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
ADN
Any Day Now
AFAIAA
As Far As I Am Aware
AFAIC
As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS
As Far As I Can See
AFAICT
As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK
As Far As I Know
AFAIR
As Far As I Recall
AFAIR
As Far As I Remember
AFAIUI
As Far As I Understand It
AFAYC
As Far As You're Concerned
AFAYK
As Far As You Know
AFB
Away From Brain
AFC
Away From Computer
AFCPS
Any Fool Can Plainly See
AFDA
A Few Days Ago
AFDB
A Few Days Back
AFK
Away From Keyboard
AFTP
Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
AFU
All *beep* Up
AI
As If
AICMFP
And I Claim My Five Pounds
AIH
As It Happens
AIIC
As If I Care
AIR
As I Recall
AIR
As I Remember
AIS
As I Said
AISB
As I Said Before
AISI
As I See It
AIUI
As I Understand It
AIW
As It Was
AIW
As It Were
AKA
Also Known As
ALA
As Long As
ALAP
As Late As Possible
AMAP
As Many As Possible
AMAP
As Much As Possible
AMD
Air Movement Device
AMF
Adios Mother *beep*
AMF
Adios My Friend
AMF
All My Fault
AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
AML
All My Love
ANFAWFOS
And Now For A Word From Our Sponsors
ANFSCD
And Now For Something Completely Different
ANSI
American National Standards Institute
AOL
America On a Leash
AOL
America On-Line
AOL
Army Of Lamers
APAC
All Praise And Credit
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
ARE
Acronym-Rich Environment
ASAFP
As Soon As *beep* Possible
ASAP
As Soon As Possible
ASCII
American Standard Code for Information Interchange
ASF
And So Forth
ASL
Age/Sex/Location
ASO
And So On
ATB
All The Best
ATLA
Another Three Letter Acronym
ATM
At The Moment
ATM
Automatic Teller Machine
ATSL
Along The Same Line
ATTN
Attention
ATTYOB
Anything That Turns You On Baby
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
AWCIGO
And Where Can I Get One
AWGTHTGTATA
Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again
AWGTHTGTTA
Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWHFY
Are We Having Fun Yet
AWOL
Absent Without Leave
AWS
As We Speak
AWYR
Awaiting Your Reply
AYBABTU
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
AYCOOYM
Are You Completely Out Of Your Mind
AYF
All Your Fault
AYK
As You Know
AYOR
At Your Own Risk
AYPI
And Your Point Is
AYT
Are You There
B/C
Because
B4
Before
B4N
Bye For Now
BAB
Build A Bridge
BAC
Back At Computer
BAC
By Any Chance
BAD
Bad As Designed
BAF
Brain Already Fried
BAIC
Boy, Am I Confused
BAK
Back At Keyboard
BAMF
Bad Assed Mother *beep*
BANANA
Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody
BAS
Big Ass Smile
BASIC
Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
BASIC
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
BB
Be Back
BBFN
Bye Bye For Now
BBIAB
Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF
Be Back In A Few
BBL
Be Back Later
BBN
Bye Bye Now
BBR
Burnt Beyond Repair
BBS
Be Back Soon
BBS
Bulletin Board System
BBSL
Be Back Sooner or Later
BBW
Big Beautiful Women
BC
Basket Case
BC
Because
BCC
Blind Carbon Copy
BCNU
Be Seeing You
BEG
Big Evil Grin
BF
Boyfriend
BFBI
Brute Force and Bloody Ignorance
BFD
Big *beep* Deal
BFFL
Best Friends For Life
BFG
Big Fat Grin
BFG
Big Friendly Giant
BFG
Big *beep* Grin
BFG
Big *beep* Gun
BFH
Big *beep* Hammer
BFI
Brute Force and Ignorance
BFI
Bunch of *beep* Idiots
BFM
Big *beep* Magic
BFMI
Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
BFN
Bye For Now
BFOG
Blouse Full Of Goodies
BG
Big Grin
BGUTI
Better Get Used To It
BH
Better Half
BHB
Big Hairy Bollocks
BIBO
Beer In, Beer Out
BIC
Back In Character
BIC
Best In Class
BICBW
But I Could Be Wrong
BIL
Brother In Law
BION
Believe It Or Not
BIOYA
Blow It Out Your Ass
BIOYIOP
Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BITD
Beaten It To Death
BK
Because
BKA
Better Known As
BKAM
Between Keyboard And Monitor
BLT
Bacon, Lettuce, & Tomato
BLTN
Better Late Than Never
BM
Bite Me
BMB
Bite My Butt
BMF
Bad Mother *beep*
BMOC
Big Man On Campus
BMTIPG
Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
BMW
Big Money Wasted
BMW
Bikes Made Wonderful
BMW
Bought My Wife
BNF
Big Name Fan
BNI
Batteries Not Included
BOC
But Of Course
BOF
Birds Of A Feather
BOF
Boring Old Fart
BOFH
Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHICA
Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
BOL
Best Of Luck
BOOMFM
Bored Out Of My *beep* Mind
BOOYFM
Bored Out Of Your *beep* Mind
BOS
Big Orange Switch
BOT
Back On Topic
BOTE
Back Of The Envelope
BOTEC
Back Of The Envelope Calculation
BRB
Be Right Back
BRBDGA
Be Right Back, Don't Go Away
BRBGTGP
Be Right Back Got To Go Pee
BRGDS
Best Regards
BRS
Big Red Switch
BS
Big Smile
BS
Bull *beep*
BSEG
Big *beep* Eating Grin
BSF
But Seriously Folks
BSG
Big Smiling Grin
BSG
Broad Sweeping Generalization
BSOD
Blue Screen Of Death
BSOM
Beats the *beep* Out of Me
BST
But Seriously Though
BTA
But Then Again
BTAICBW
But Then Again I Could Be Wrong
BTAIM
Be That As It May
BTC
Biting The Carpet
BTDT
Been There Done That
BTDTGTS
Been There Done That, Got the T-Shirt
BTDTGTTS
Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
BTFT
Been There Fixed That
BTHOM
Beats The Hell Outta Me
BTK
Back To Keyboard
BTLSOM
Beats The Living *beep* Out Of Me
BTOBD
Be There Or Be Dead
BTSOOM
Beats The *beep* Out Of Me
BTU
Back To You
BTW
By The Way
BTWBO
Be There With Bells On
BUAF
Butt Ugly ASCII Font
BUAG
Butt Ugly ASCII Graphic
BUGS
Bloody User Generated Symptoms
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
BWDIK
But What Do I Know
BWFH
Bastard Webmaster From Hell
BWK
Big Wet Kiss
BWL
Bursting With Laughter
BWQ
Buzz Word Quotient
BYKT
But You Knew That
BYKTA
But You Knew That Already
BYOB
Bring Your Own Booze
BYOB
Bring Your Own Bottle
BYORL
Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
C
Cool
C&G
Chuckle and Grin
C/O
in Care Of
C4N
Ciao For Now
CADET
Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try
CANFU
Combined Army-Navy *beep*
CAPTCHA
Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart
CATCH
Come Again, That Can't Help
CAUL
Complete And Utter Laziness
CB
Call Back
CBA
Can't Be Arsed
CBL
Come Back Later
CC
Carbon Copy
CCOC
Crosley Car Owners Club
CD
Compact Disc
CD-ROM
Compact Disc - Read Only Memory
CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
CE
Creative Editing
CF
Charlie Foxtrot
CF
Cluster *beep*
CFD
Call For Discussion
CFV
Call For Votes
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CIC
Christ, I'm Confused
CICO
Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID
Crying In Disgrace
CIO
Cut It Out
CIS
Compuserve Information System
CLAB
Crying Like A Baby
CLI
Command Line Interface
CLM
Career Limiting Move
CLOAKA
Canonical List Of All Known Acronyms
CMIIW
Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CNG
Chuckle And Grin
CNP
Continued in Next Post
CO
Conference
COB
Close Of Business
COBOL
COmmon Business-Oriented Language
COBOL
Compiles Only By Odd Luck
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Burdensome Old Language
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
COBOL
Completely Over and Beyond Obvious Logic
COD
Cash On Delivery
COI
Come On In
COO
Come On Over
COTFL
Crawling On The Floor Laughing
COTFLGOHAHA
Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
CP
Chat Post
CP
Copy Protection
CPF
Can Pigs Fly
CRAFT
Can't Remember A *beep* Thing
CRBT
Crying Real Big Tears
CRPG
Character Role Playing Game
CRPG
Computer Role Playing Game
CRS
Can't Remember *beep*
CS
Cop Shop
CSG
Chuckle Snicker Grin
CSS
Can't Stop Smiling
CSS
Cascading Style Sheet
CSW
Can't See Why
CSY
Can't Stop Yawning
CTTD
Cute Things They Do
CTTS
Cute Things They Say
CU
See You
CU2
See You, Too
CUA
Common User Access
CUA
Commonly Used Acronym
CUIAL
See You In Another Life
CUIC
See You In Church
CUL
Catch You Later
CUL
See You Later
CUL8R
See You Later
CUL8TR
See You Later
CUS
See You Soon
CW
Complete Wank
CW
Current Weight
CWYL
Chat With You Later
CYA
Cover Your Ass
CYA
See You
CYAL8R
See You All Later
CYAL8R
See You Later
CYL
See You Later
CYM
Check Your Mail
CYPUWIPD
Can You Pick-Up What I'm Putting Down
D&C
Duck And Cover
D/L
DownLoad
DAMHIKIJKOK
Don't Ask Me How I Know, I Just Know OK
DAP
Parents Against Dyslexia
DARFC
Ducking And Running For Cover
DBA
Doing Business As
DBAI
Designed By An Idiot
DBBO
Difficult Bits By Others
DBN
Doing Business, Not
DD
Darling Daughter
DD
Dear Daughter
DD
Dreaded Disease
DDD
Deliberate Design Decision
DEC
Digital Equipment Corporation
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
DEGT
Don't Even Go There
DEU
Dumb End User
DFI
Dumb *beep* Idea
DFN
Dedicated Frogans Network
DFU
Don't Forget Units
DGT
Don't Go There
DH
Deaf Hubby
DH
Dear Hubby
DH
Dear Husband
DH
Dick Head
DH
Dumb Hubby
DHCP
Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
DHTML
Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
DIIK
Damned If I Know
DIIN
Damned If I Know
DIL
Daughter In Law
DILLIC
Do I Look Like I Care
DILLIGAD
Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAF
Do I Look Like I Give A *beep*
DILLIGAFF
Do I Look Like I Give A Flying *beep*
DINK
Double Income, No Kids
DINK
Dual Income, No Kids
DINS
Double Income No Sex
DITUIHIBMSL
Did I Tell You I Hate IBMS Lately
DITUILIBMSL
Did I Tell You I Love IBMS Lately
DIY
Do It Yourself
DK
Don't Know
DKU
Drop Kick Ugly
DL
Download
DLG
Devilish Little Grin
DLN
Don't Leave Now
DLTBBB
Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTDHYWTGLSY
Don't Let The Door Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya
DMML
Don't Make Me Laugh
DNA
Did Not Answer
DND
Do Not Disturb
DND
Drag 'N Drop
DNPM
Damn Near Pissed Myself
DNPM
Darn Near Pissed Myself
DNS
Domain Name Server
DNS
Domain Name Service
DNS
Domain Name System
DOA
Dead On Arrival
DOB
Date Of Birth
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
DOM
Dirty Old Man
DOS
Dead Operating System
DOS
Defective Operating System
DOS
Disk Operating System
DOS
Dozing Off Soon
DRA
Don't Recognize Acronyms
DS
Darling Son
DS
Dear Son
DSH
Desperately Seeking Help
DTD
Document Type Definition
DTHT
Delighted To Hear That
DTOKAB
Drop To One Knee And Blow
DTP
DeskTop Publishing
DTRT
Do The Right Thing
DUCT
Did You See That
DUCWIC
Do You See What I See
DUK
Dead Upon Keyboard
DVD
Digital Versatile Disc
DW
Dear Wife
DW
Don't Worry
DWAI
Don't Worry About It
DWIM
Do What I Mean
DWIMC
Do What I Mean, Correctly
DWIMNWIS
Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
DWISNWID
Do What I Say, Not What I Do
DWOL
Drunk while on line
DYE
Damn Your Eyes
DYHABF
Do You Have A Boyfriend
DYHAGF
Do You Have A Girlfriend
DYHWIH
Do You Hear What I Hear
DYJHI
Don't You Just Hate It
DYJHIW
Don't You Just Hate It When
DYJHIWTH
Don't You Just Hate It When That Happens
DYODW
Do Your Own Dirty Work
DYSWIS
Do You See What I See
DYT
Don't You Think
DYTS
Don't You Think So
E2EG
Ear To Ear Grin
ECP
Excessive Cross Posting
ED
Emotionally Disturbed
EDP
Emotionally Disturbed Person
EG
Evil Grin
EGBOK
Everythin's Going To Be Okay
EGC
Extrememly Gruntled Customer
EIF
Exercise In Futility
EMML
E-mail Me Later
EMP
Excessive Multiple Posting
EMS
E-Mail Shorthand
EMSG
Email Message
ENQ
Enquire
EOB
End Of Business
EOD
End Of Debate
EOD
End Of Discussion
EOF
End Of File
EOL
End Of Lecture
EOM
End Of Message
EOQ
End Of Question
EOQ
End Of Quote
EOS
End Of Show
EOS
End Of Story
EOT
End Of Thread
EOT
End Of Transmission
EPBKAC
Error Persists Between Keyboard And Chair
EPU
Evil Parallel Universe
ES&D
Eat *beep* & Die
ES<HI
Eat *beep* & Live To Hate It
ESAD
Eat *beep* And Die
ESADMF
Eat *beep* And Die Mother *beep*
ESAL
Eat *beep* And Live
ESBAM
Eat *beep* Bark At Moon
ESOSL
Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter
ESP
Especially
ETA
Edited To Add
ETA
Estimated Time of Arrival
ETD
Estimated Time of Departure
ETLA
Extended Three Letter Acronym
EZ
Easy
F2F
Face To Face
F2F
Flesh To Flesh
F4T
Food For Thought
FA
*beep* All
FAAK
Falling Asleep At Keyboard
FAFWOA
For A Friend Without Access
FAO
For Attention Of
FAQ
Frequently Asked Question
FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions
FAQL
Frequently Asked Question(s) List
FAWC
For Anyone Who Cares
FBH
Federal Bureau of Hackers
FBH
*beep* Butter Heads
FBI
Federal Bureau of Investigation
FBI
Female Body Inspector
FBI
Full Blown Idiot
FC
Fingers Crossed
FCFS
First Come, First Served
FCOL
For Crying Out Loud
FD
*beep* Dat
FDA
Food & Drug Administration
FDA
*beep* Dumb Ass
FDROTFL
Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
FF
French Fry
FFRD
Flying *beep* In A Rolling Donut
FFS
For *beep* Sake
FFT
Food For Thought
FGS
For Goodness' Sake
FIAT
Finds It Appalingly Tasteless
FIAT
Fix It Again, Tony
FICCL
Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
FIFO
First In, First Out
FIGJAM
*beep* I'm Good, Just Ask Me
FIGMO
*beep* It, Got My Orders
FIIK
*beep* If I Know
FIIN
*beep* If I Know
FIL
Father In Law
FIOFYF
Figure It Out For Yourself, *beep*
FISH
First In, Still Here
FISHDO
*beep* It, *beep* Happens, Drive On
FITB
Fill In The Blank
FIWOBATLAAI
*beep* Idiot With Out Brains And Talking Like An Addicted IRC'er
FKMFATIFKYB
French Kiss My Furry Ass 'Til It French Kisses You Back
FLE
Four Letter Expletive
FM
*beep* Magic
FMH
*beep* Me Harder
FMN
Forget Me Not
FMTEYEWTK
Far More Than Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know
FNC
Frogans Network Certificate
FNS
Frogans Network System
FNSL
Frogans Network System Language
FO
*beep* Off
FOAD
*beep* Off And Die
FOAF
Friend Of A Friend
FOAFOAG
Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend
FOAG
Father Of A Girlfriend
FOC
Free Of Charge
FOCLMAO
Fell Off Chair Laughin My Ass Off
FOD
Finger Of Death
FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD
Found On Road Dead
FOS
Freedom Of Speech
FOS
Full Of *beep*
FOT
Full Of Tripe
FOTCL
Falling Off The Chair Laughing
FOTM
Flavour Of The Month
FPS
First Person Shooter
FPS
For Pete's Sake
FPS
Frames Per Second
FRE
Frequently Requested Enhancement
FRED
*beep* Rediculous Electronical Device
FRED
*beep* Ridiculous Electronic Device
FRZ
Fruitin' Religious Zealot
FSDL
Frogans Slide Description Language
FTASB
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH
From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTDS
*beep* The Dumb *beep*
FTF
Face To Face
FTL
Faster Than Light
FTLOG
For The Love Of God
FTP
File Transfer Protocol
FTS
Fixin' To Start
FTSAATSFDNORUAOTDA
*beep* These Stupid Ass Acronyms, They're So *beep* Dumb, No One Really Uses Any Of Them, Dumb Ass
FTTT
From Time To Time
FTW
For The Win
FU
Follow-Up
FU
*beep* Up
FU
Future Use
FUA
Frequently Used Acronym
FUA
*beep* Up Again
FUBAB
*beep* Up Beyond All Belief
FUBAR
*beep* Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBAR
*beep* Up Beyond All Repair
FUBAR
*beep* Up Beyond Any Recognition
FUBARWHOF
*beep* Up Beyond All Recognition Without Hope Of Fixing
FUBB
Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUD
Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
FUD
Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
FUMTU
*beep* Up More Than Usual
FUP
Follow Up
FUP2
Follow Up To
FURTB
Full Up Ready To Burst
FUT
Follow-Up To
FWIW
For What It's Worth
FWMAYOR
*beep* With Me At Your Own Risk
FY
*beep* You
FY&TSYRIO
*beep* You & The Sysop You Rode In On
FYA
For Your Amusement
FYATSYRIO
*beep* You And The Sysop You Rode In On
FYDITM
*beep* You Directly In The Mouth
FYE
For Your Entertainment
FYEO
For Your Eyes Only
FYG
For Your Guidance
FYI
For Your Information
G
Grin
G1
Good One
G2G
Got To Go
G4U
Good For You
G4Y
Good For You
GA
Go Ahead
GAC
Get A Clue
GAFIA
Get Away From It All
GAFM
Get Away From Me
GAL
Get A Life
GALL
Get A Life, Loser
GAP
Girls Against Pregnancy
GASP
Go Away, Silly Person
GB
God Bless
GBH
Great Big Hug
GBH&K
Great Big Hug & Kiss
GBH&K
Great Big Hugs & Kisses
GBH&KB
Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back
GBKU
God Bless and Keep You
GBTM
Get Back To Me
GBU
God Bless You
GBY
God Bless You
GC
Garbage Collect
GD&H
Grinning, Ducking & Hiding
GD&R
Grinning, Ducking & Running
GD&RF
Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast
GD&RVVF
Grinning, Ducking & Running Very Very Fast
GD&W
Grinning, Ducking & Weaving
GD&WVVF
Grinning, Ducking, And Walking Very, Very Fast
GDNR
Grinning, Ducking And Running
GDNRVVF
Grinning, Ducking And Running Very Very Fast
GF
Girl Friend
GF
Girlfriend
GFAK
Go Fly A Kite
GFC
Going For Coffee
GFN
Gone For Now
GFR
Grim File Reaper
GFU
General *beep* Up
GFU
Good For You
GFY
Good For You
GG
Go Girl
GG
Good Game
GG
Good Going
GG
Gotta Go
GGC
Goo Goo Cluster
GGG
Giggle
GGN
Gotta Go Now
GGP
Gotta Go Pee
GGP
Gotta Go Piss
GH
Getting Hard
GIGO
Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIGO
Garbage In, Gospel Out
GIM
Great Idea Man
GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out
GIWIST
Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GJ
Good Job
GL
Good Luck
GLG
Good Looking Girl
GLG
Goofy Little Grin
GLGH
Good Luck And Good Hunting
GM
General Maintenance
GM
Good Morning
GM
Got Milk
GMAB
Give Me A Break
GMAFB
Give Me A *beep* Break
GMBO
Giggling My Butt Off
GMC
Garage Mans Companion
GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
GMT
Greenwich Mean Time
GMTA
Great Minds Think Alike
GN
Good Night
GO
Get Out
GOB
Good'Ol Boy
GOI
Get Over It
GOK
God Only Knows
GOLD
Getting On Limp Dick
GOOH
Get Out Of Here
GOOMF
Get Out Of My Face
GOOML
Get Out Of My Life
GOTFIA
Groaning On The Floor In Agony
GOWI
Get On With It
GPF
General Protection Fault
GPF
Go Puke, Fast
GPY
Grumpy
GR
Get Real
GR&D
Grinning, Running & Ducking
GR&D
Grinning, Running, And Ducking
GR8
Great
GRUIT
Get Real You Impudent Thing
GSHIWMP
Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants
GTABO
Get That Ass Back On
GTBOS
Glad To Be Of Service
GTFOOMF
Get The *beep* Out Of My Face
GTG
Got To Go
GTH
Go To H