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I'll never get the 90 minutes of my life back I wasted on this movie


I usually love watching bad horror movies. They're fun. This movie was an exception. The characters were so poorly acted and their motivations so completely irrational that I was hoping this was a short film and they'd all die quickly. And the plot! Swiss cheese has less holes.

Here's what I hated the most. I apologize the list is so short...

Why did the entire gang enter through the roof? Why wouldn't 1 or 2 of them descend through the vent, then try the front door to let their friends in? Why did they assume they wouldn't be able to open them from the inside?

When Jay and Josh are both looking for each in the hallways, screaming each other's names, why don't they answer? Jay couldn't have gone more than a few hundred feet before Josh went after her.

Lucky break finding that key in the scientist's mouth. If Josh couldn't tell what was in her mouth, why did he insist on digging in there?

In the basement, when Josh is trying to find the breaker switch, Holly senses there is someone down there with them. "Oh, don't worry about that, Josh, just find the breaker. The lights are sooo much more important than your life."

When the gang discovers the Incubus, Josh immediately recognizes him as a child killer. How? This takes place years later after his conviction and his faked death so the government could experiment on him. How could anyone make that connection?

"Hey, we're really scared because of the dead bodies everywhere and the psycho killer locked in the basement. I know, why don't we split up while Peter's trying to open the vent?

When Peter discovers the airvent with the vertical shaft to lead to the roof, everyone's happy. In the very next scene, the characters are shown going upstairs. Wouldn't the vent be easier to access on a higher floor and make it less of a climb to the roof?

No one was around when Peter fell asleep and became host to the Incubus. How could Jay, Bug, and Holly reach their conclusion that Peter was possessed during his sleep? Jay had no basis to warn Bug not to fall asleep because the same thing would happen to him.

"Oh no, Peter's gone crazy. Where can we feel safe? I know, in the glass room with the creepy coma guy. Quick, everyone inside."

Jay spends 5 minutes reading a "random" file about the Incubus and suddenly has ALL the answers. Oh yeah, she's a medical student. They must cover inhumane experiments involving child psychopaths and REM sleep in first year. Ditto with the first VHS tape she finds. Lucky pick, Jay.

"Oh, my brother's dead and I'm devastated. The only thing that will help me now is telling Holly about my out of body experiences as a kid, which has nothing to do with the plot, other than a cheap attempt to explain what could be happening."

Jay is a medical student? When was this ever revealed in the movie? And of all the people to play one, Tara Reid? Come on...

The Incubus was very articulate considering he had no tongue, and my, so incredibly agile even though he was in a sitting position for years. Thank god his muscles didn't atrophy.

"Oh no, the psycho Incubus is free, can talk, and walk around without handicap. I better waste time tying this vice to a rope and just hope it somehow hooks onto something on the roof." How did the rope get long enough to do this? It snapped when Peter was using it, leaving it short, which is why they were trapped in the first place.

Jay kills the Incubus in seconds with rope that's not even wrapped around his neck. She just pins it down over his neck on both sides and he suffocates in seconds.

Why did the police officer immediately arrest Jay at the end of the movie without seeing if she needed medical attention? Or asking her to explain what happened? And why did Jay just put her hands behind her back so complacently? (Tara, you're acting; this isn't real life.)



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this was the worst movie i've ever watched.
horror movies are going downhill, fast.
the best part of the movie was the very end. besides that, it was just stupid.
and the acting was horrible. i mean, they couldn't even pretend to cry.
it was horrible, and i agree with the points you made.

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and also, notice how every one was all, "oh no, my flashlight it dying."
yet when they walk into the glass room with the coma guy, they all have their flashlights on waving them around insanely.
and also, one's flashlight will die, but they will be seen in the next scene proudly brandishing their flashlight.
another thing, when peter (i believe that was his name) pressed the dead body of josh (i believe that was /his/ name) against the window, why did they all run for the door and try to open it? i mean, he was dead already. they wouldn't be doing any saving.

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Also Peter bit off his tongue and was able to speak at the end. Alot of things in this film really annoyed me!

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Answer to all your questions:

BECAUSE ITS A CRAPPY MOVIE

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That's quite a coincidence: yesterday I watched this and here is an exact verbatim quote of a text i sent to a mate when it was over -

"I just wasted ninety minutes I'll never get back watching Incubus with Tara Reid."

How similar is that to the title of this thread? Weird...

The bit I understood LEAST, I mean I couldn't even work out what the writer thought he was thinking, not to mention the producer, director, and all the actors, was this scene:

"We have a theory that this psychotic can enter people and turn them into psychotic killers like himself if they fall asleep. So obviously this theory needs to be tested by watching one of us fall asleep. Just kill him while he's defenceless, three feet away, and in a coma? Why would we do that? Makes far more sense to let him possess our good friend, especially when we've already seen the results of what he can do."

That sequence went beyond stupid. It was stupidity pushed to the point of surrealism.

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At least you were watching it with Tara Reid ...

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Well, I was lucky. I only lost 30 minutes on this crap. After that I`ve turned off the TV.

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I totally agree with you sydneylowe and your post had me cracking up! Great observations on a horrible film. The concept was interesting enough, but it was badly written and poorly executed. Sometimes horror films are so bad they are good/campy, but this wasn't one of them. I guess Tara's career is in the toilet now if she's making a crapfest like this.

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This movie had a concept?

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Well, you see, as they said, they had to all go down into the building or else they would freeze to death, despite there being no signs of them being cold at all. Several of them even had their jackets unzipped while on the roof.

I also enjoyed the part where they were randomly shining their flashlights around while in the most brightly lit room in the building.

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Okay, so I only saw the last 15 minutes of this movie but yes, it did indeed suck.

I really enjoyed as someone mentioned, that they handcuffed Tara's character w/o asking if she was hurt. I also like how the rent a cop shuffled her to one spot (like the body), let her gaze and show emotion, then shuffle her to another spot...let her gaze and show emotion etc. Then asked her why she was so silent in the car? Covered in blood, bodies everywhere, darling cat got your tongue?

Just plain dumb.

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Personally being a huge fan of all film genres, (ok, maybe not so much foreign/lets not this start a whole new debate) I also very much appreciate a great B Flick horror film, but I have to say, this had nothing on Attack of the Killer Tomatoe's (everyone insert their spelling critique NOW) but this one had me @ times and lost me @ times, so I can't totally dispell it as being a "successful" B-Flick. Tara Reid?? now THAT I could debate on, but for all the corny lines and the rest of it...seriously, what did you expect?

B-flick makers... keep the dream alive.

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