Hey guess what!?


Hey everyone! My dads friends butler's neice works at Jerry Bruckheimer's office, and rumor has it that JCVD, Steven Seagal, Chuck Norris, Arnold Shawrtznegger, and (missing anyone?), we're all over at JB's enterprises discussing plans on a huge blockbuster motion picture deal starring all of them for summer 08'!!!! Steven Spielberg, James Cameron, Quentin Tarantino and of course Michael Bay visited a few hours later to discuss the same film, but the details of that have been disclosed till further notice. OMG, if JCVD can come back, this has got to be the only way! Can't wait!

Joe Fontinyatz

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Huh? What are you babblin bout'? :-\

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You're don't need pills anymore, you need serious operation of the head.... Or maybe it's too late.

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Thats why I have people qouting me on JCVD forums without even referancing my name..? http://newforum.vandammefan.net/index.php?showtopic=1134&pid=14676&st=0&#entry14676 LOL :D

Don't worry fellas, it's gonna happen.. You'll remember me when your sitting in that theater waiting for a movie to start, and you hear the classic movie announcer voice say "The movie you've been praying for......... These guys will set the bar for action one last time!................VAN DAMME!..(Anyting iz poceebal)... Steven Seagal!...(Eh tuff guy, you wanna peica dis?)...... Chuck Norris!?.....(Hey guys, just take it easy.. My action pants are still for sale ya know :-) Now time to meet your maker)......... Arnold Shwartzeneggar!....(GET OUT, GET DOWN, LOOK OUT, of dis fuhcking hhouce!!!)........ (More?)........ In the ULTIMATE action adventure of the century.................. Name Yet To Come

Keep an eye out fellas, caio!

Joe Fontinyatze

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Stallone............... JB knew that it just wouldn't be complete without him.

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Stallone is too old

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Lies Stallone can NEVER be to old

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Seriously man I want to know what your smoking, cause it must be awsome... if only I could have hallucinations about norris/seagal/van damm/shwartzeneggar action films, that would be so great... they'd all get beaten up and kiddnapped by an evil paperboy and have to be saved by McGiver using only a paperclip, elastic band, half a can of spam and the electromagnetic field of the moon.

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Dont worry, TB! It's gonna be alright. Im gonna refer you to a good doctor. You'll be as good as new after yr shock therapy.

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Seagal would never work with Van Damme, and Arnold isn't even acting now.

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not too mention stallone and arnold hate each other

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If I remember correctly, Arnold can't be in a movie while he is Governor. Plus, I don't think he can even discuss with film companies about the possibility of being in a movie.

Oh, and Stallone has already said he's not acting anymore after he finished Rambo 4. So, you're full of crap.

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I heard it was gonna be a porno

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sound like a straight to vid blockbuster to me, those guys aren't bankable anymore, their careers is down the toilet. And the only bankable one is Schwarzie who is to busy being a governor right now. Bruckheimer will never take a shot at that kind of project neither would those director you're talking about. The biggest thing for those guys nowadays is trying to be a guest on a tv show, or trying to revive their own (please don't encourage Chuck to go back to the texas ranger crap). Good idea for a movie would be 3 has been action/actor trying to get back in business. When was the last time those guys made a great... no lets try a good movie Vandamme 95 sudden death 6.5/10; Seagal 2001 exit wounds 6.5/10; Norris ???????...

Karma is a funny thing...

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How old r u?? 2 months or smthing??

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And unfortunately, thus was born The Expendables.

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