Possibly the worst movie I've ever seen

Agreed.

yeah, this was pretty bad on many, many levels. The kills were all right, but derivative of the F13 franchise. The humor fell pretty flat. The "homages" were really just plagiarism disguised as satire. Oh, and the script often lacked common sense (2 DIFFERENT pairs of killers....plus throw in a crazy handyman as well? And wth was with that final scene? They suddenly know how the internet works? WHY? And the fat weapon-loving chick....wasn't that her dying in the girls-cabin bunk? How could she be one of them later?)I won't re-hash the homoerotic stuff, there are plenty of threads already about how weird it was to have it shoe-horned into the plot...but would it have killed the crew to find a few more female actors to balance things out, at least? And one of the first kills in the movie, a couple making out, featured a guy with man-boobs! I spent the majority of that scene wondering if it was a lesbian scene or not. Pretty disappointing would be a massive understatement. SHEESH.

There were some things in CS I liked, like the way the opening credits spoofed the F13 credits. Or the early jokes about cell phones, internet and such. But most of this movie was a major strain to sit through. I added a lot of slasher flicks to my Netflix queue, but I doubt I'll find many as mediocre as this one was. At least, I hope not!











Deeeeeeep hurting!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD! YOU CAN'T KILL BECCA

Not that bad.

This is at my #1 worst movie ever.

#2 could be The Happening. I would say Gacy, but i din't finish that one...

#3 could be twilight.

I've seen worse, but this was indeed embarrassingly bad.

When there's no more room in hell, The dead will walk the earth...