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this was the slowest movie in the world. it had no plot. was slow moving and terrible in general. its a "movie about pot" judging by the front cover, but has almost nothing to do with anything funny. let me assure you no ammount of pot (or any drug) could make this movie decent. I did laugh twice, mostly at how much it sucked. 0 stars. ill never get back the hour and a half this movie claimed of my life. it was so bad it motivated me to register and warn everyone against it.

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I agree 1000% (thats NOT a typo)... watch this glorified TV special last night and thought that the only way this waste could redeem itself was to end by telling the viewer: Ha, Ha. You just wasted your weed on this.
I thought it was a prank... maybe I don't know as much as I thought about Canadian movies or comedy but that was not funny and a couple shots of some plants does not a stoner movie make... did anyone actually even smoke weed in this movie?

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Everything's Gone Green is NOT a stoner comedy. It is "art house comedy drama". The unrated version is unfortunately being advertised to look like a stoner comedy which is where the confusion is coming in. Art house film fans see it on the rental shelf and dismiss it as a stoner comedy and don't bother with it. Those looking for a stoner comedy (or something like it) pick it up and are disappointed.....Great movie BTW.

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Seems we have two disappointed potheads here. Maybe before watching a film you should actually learn a couple of things. Like this movie has nothing to do with stoners perhaps?. But that again would require effort and thinking and potheads are not exactly good at it.

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I liked it and my IQ is in the 300s, so...

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Thank the heavens that a genious like yourself doesn't have a cure for cancer to work on or some complicated math problem to save the world with! We are truly blessed to have a genious like you on this board!

I didn't know there was a correlation between how good a movie is and how high the IQ of the viewer is. That's a new one. Hell, I have a 68 IQ and I thought Norbit sucked! Does that mean a person of your caliber would have liked it???

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Hello again, Dogville,

That looks something like a Websters dictionary definition, and encapsulates the subject perfectly from a US standpoint.


The difference between the US and elsewhere regarding Art House, is, yet another example of us using the same language, but dissecting and reassembling in a different fashion - same clothes, different name scenario.


Outside the US, Art House is the genre, Auteurs the people responsible for creating the work that makes up the genre, and Art House Cinemas are where they are often, but not exclusively, shown.

A perfect example of a movie seen as mainstream, AND Art House outside the US is Jean Paul Rappeneau's Cyrano De Bergerac. But, in the US, especially as it is in French with subtitles (exquisitely wrought by the late great Anthony Burgess to read in rhyming couplets as per the original lyric poem, actually), meant it never got a sniff at mainstream distribution.

My personal experience of Art House Cinemas in the US is that they tend to be the last refuge of literally 'anything' which doesn't fit the Hollywood mainstream norm. So, very many films seen as mainstream in Canada, Britain, the Antipodes, etc, are lumped together in these small bastions we would probably think of as 'good taste', by and large.

On the other hand, I'm reliably informed we often speak far too fast for American ears, and that's another reason the films get shuffled off to the Art House corner. Stories of Canadians and Brits, especially, on-set in the US to do their first scene in their first Hollywood movie, being pulled aside to be told, 'that was great, but could you do it a little slower', are legion, so the theory holds water.

Anyhow, back to the film at hand. I would never call you a moron for liking the film. Misguided, maybe, but that's another matter.

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[ynotnasirron wrote]Anyhow, back to the film at hand. I would never call you a moron for liking the film. Misguided, maybe, but that's another matter.[ynotnasirron wrote]

Just when i'm starting to like you......you go and say something like that. I'll resist getting offended and dismiss that as a friendly jab between film buffs who simply disagree on a film. I'm off to catch a flight to the "land of fast talkers" (Canada) to check out the Toronto Film Fest. I'm sure i'll eventually run into you on one of the forums for some of the films I see there. Take care.

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I love these comments, worse then Medieval torture. Firstly, spell the word right. O.k that's a little harsh, but atleast in the heading! Also, come on, you might have not liked it, but torture?
Anyway i liked the film, I am British and currently visiting Vancouver. I saw it on my trip up to Whistler, on grass by a lake, on a massive blow up screen, with alchohol and a random australian I met on Zipline. We like it. Lol, for me the setting was cool and it was nice to see a film about Vancouver whilst visiting it, felt sort of appropriate. To me it seemed a decent film, a little artsy but it worked. Not sure what people hated so much. I found it philosophical and reasonably smart, without being one of those arrogant movies, yes a little slow but I was not excpecting Bourne Ultimate that I saw a few days later. That was fast and holywood, this was pondering and local-like.

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Well, Dogville,

You may actually bump into me at some film festival for that matter; thing is we would probably never know.

Pleased you didn't get offended - it was indeed just a friendly, if mischievous, jab at you.

I'm sure we'll talk again.

You take care too

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its not possible to like norbit.

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Interesting... That scale only goes up to about half of that.

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IQs don't go that high. 150 is the max for traditional tests, though I've seen some going to 160 now.

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Seems we have two disappointed potheads here. Maybe before watching a film you should actually learn a couple of things. Like this movie has nothing to do with stoners perhaps?. But that again would require effort and thinking and potheads are not exactly good at it.


That was a dick thing to say. Who are you to generalize people? I smoke plenty of pot and I graduated in the top 1% of my class at University of Miami. Sure it's no Ivy League school, but it's the hardest state university in Florida to get into and I was there on a full scholarship. So maybe you oughta shut the f-ck up and not focus so much on stereotypes.

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THANK YOU!!!! I had such high hopes for this movie when I first read about it. The reviews and plot outlines I read never indicated anything about pot, but when I saw the cover, I got even more excited...I'll admit I'm a bit of a stoner and I enjoy stoner comedies...so my boyfriend and I, along with a friend, got nice and toasty before watching (assuming it was going to be funny, or at the very least, interesting). I fell asleep for about 20 minutes of the movie, but I consider that a good thing, as it saved me 20 minutes of sheer boredom.

All in all, this movie was slow and pointless. Starting to make me remember why I never liked most indie movies.

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this movie sucked so much

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well this was a *beep* artsy fartsy film. what a bunch off *beep* they were for promoting it as a stoner comedy.i hate green because of this flick.

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I was going to buy it but now I'm not!!!

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....I had no idea "stoner comedy" was actually a genre. The decadence of our society disgusts me. You shouldn't be allowed a lightyear within any form of art or semi-decent film.

And by the way, it's M-E-D-I-E-V-A-L. If you can't spell it, don't reference it.


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I'd really like to know what makes this film an "artsy" film.

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Well i weant over to a friends house today who rented it because of the pot leaf on the cover. I currently can't smoke, it's a long story, but they both got stoned and drank a little and I drank about half a bottle of rum. They both hated the movie, and while it was not at all what I expected I really liked the movie, it had an odd sort of feel somewhere between fight club and Garden state. I really related to the main character and the seemingly hopeless pursuit of all the things that society teaches you to value. I really love the "role reversal" arrest scene, because I have litereally had the reverse conversation, me being in the back seat of the car coming home from jail.

I don't know, it's not really "funny" and definatly not a feel good stoner comedy, but I think it incorporates alot of the things we potheads identify with: disillusionment with corporate society and the american dream, and even really reality as a whole, the reality of the *beep* we all pretend to enjoy (the scene where he tells his boss why cruises suck really comes to mind), and the general sense of drudging through life feeling like it's happening *too* you rather than because of you, and that all the things you dreamed of having are really dissapointing once you have them. Oh well, I liked it, you may not, peace let's all get stoned.

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It's very hilarious to see how many people rented/bought/saw this movie based on it's poster/dvd art... and even more to see how no one's defending it's writer Douglas Coupland! The writer who actually coined the term "Generation X."

I loved Green. Not only did it capture the look/people of the city really well, but said something universal about twenty-somethings pushing thirty. Humans by nature will always urge to ante up if the opportunity presents itself.

Plus world-class marijuana cultivation, mundane office work, Lotto 649, the US film industry... it's Vancouver. The city located North of Washington state. Go rent Half Baked... or even better, The Stoned Age, if you want high humor.

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Stoner comedy or not, it's still bad, in my humble opinion. Slow paced, pointless, boring and just all around drab, can't say I enjoyed this one.

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