Quite possibly the greatest 'worst' movie of all time

Plan 9 From Outer Space? Citizen Kane compared to this. Manos, Hands of Fate? A veritable Lawrence of Arabia. I don't know if I've ever been so thoroughly entertained by anything wallowing in the depths of its own craptitude (so awful it calls for a whole new word). A friend has been urging me to check this masterpiece out for over a year and I finally caught it on Fearnet. It didn't fail to live down to it's lofty expectations. Convict brothers from the Pacific Northwest who happen to speak in very distinctly different and thick European accents? Kudos to the one actor who obviously delivered his English lines phonetically. Have a "plot" that is good for maybe 40 minutes? No problem, just repeat it! Make sure you throw in the worst Hannibal Lecter act the second go round. And the less said, or "saideth" about the timewarped demons/vampires/Florida Gator fans the better. I could gleefully go on and on, but check it out for yourself. There are thousands of terrible movies that you give up on halfway through. Few are so bad you have to watch them again. Speaking of which, I've got about an hour to kill...