wrong field of work?




Britney is skanky like a pornstar. Even Jenna Jameson has more class. Britney should get a boob job, lose 30 pounds, get exstensive facial reconstruction (she has the money!) and rejuvinate her failing career as a porn star. Let's be honest, her voice is horrible. She dances like a 'special' kid. And interest in her is waning.
Of course she could just retire and live out the rest of her life in multi- million bliss. But the isn't the celebrity way, the Britney way.
But we all know Britney loves the attention and many would watch the tapes just because "she is BRITNEY SPEARS! She used to be really hot! She caused my first 'funny feelings' (LOL))
But seriously, Britney it would be the best career move since Sonny Bono smacked into a tree.

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"But seriously, Britney it would be the best career move since Sonny Bono smacked into a tree."

LMFAO!!!! OMG! That's so freakin' funny! I may go to hell just for laughing but man that made my day! Thanks man!

If I had a nickel for every cigarette your mom smoked, I'd be dead.

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