PAGING 'WEIRD AL' YANKOVIC!

I have to wonder how soon "Weird Al" Yankovic is going to parody one of Britney's songs, if he hasn't already. The theme from this series, to me, would seem ideal for said purpose.

Since Weird Al NEVER (I don't think) takes fans' ideas for parodies, I figured we might start our own here.

TITLE: "PSYCHOTIC"

LYRICS:

CHORUS: You're gettin' hectic on me, you're gettin' psychotic
You're bitin' and kickin' and scratchin' and crashin' your car all over
Yeah, I like the way you rock; but, girl, I think you've gone psychotic
Shaved your head like an egg
To see your kids gotta beg
Party from dawn 'till midnight, when you gonna see the light
Your life went to the dregs
Sure, I like the way you rock; but, girl, you're psychotic

Needless to say, this is all commentary on the bender that Britney went on for almost a year. But seriously, I love her and am glad she's back with us.

Is anybody out there familiar enough with "Chaotic" to contribute a verse for this parody? Please and thank you.

Khaos, Jr.