Jamie's best line
"You take the piss out of Al Jolson again and I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano-sheath and push it up your cock! Then I'll put some speakers up your arse and put it on shuffle with my *beep* fist. And every time I hear something that I don't like, which will be every time that something comes on, I will skip to the next track by crushing your balls!"
To me, its 80% delivery - something about the way he does the last line just cracks me up, every single time. Brilliant.