Would you wanna get sentenced to Sunny Meadows in the Regeneration game?

With the Ash character being temporarily sentenced to Sunny Meadows - an institute for the criminally insane, in the new Evil Dead Regeneration Xbox game, what are the most creatively and humorously witty things that you’d want to get up to, or do (in either the Evil Dead horror world, or our real world) in order to get sentenced to Sunny Meadows yourself.