Favorite quote?


Sasan: Tori, you shaved.
Tori: It was a premiere!

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The only one I can remember off the top of my head:

(at the quincinera)
Kiki "They're assaulting those pinatas!"

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Tina Episode:

Tori: Are you even Latina?
Tina: I like burritos.

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ummm how can you possibly pick one favorite there all so amazing!!

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Tori, Why do you go all "Norma Raye" around dwarves?

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"I don't wanna work, I just wanna a clean mattress and a man who don't beat me."

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Ruthie: The bastards at F are replacing you.
Tori: My new F movie? But they love me at F.
Ruthie: They decided you weren’t skinny enough to play a recovering anorexic. They’re going to Traci Gold.
Tori: What?
Ruthie: I know…Just devastated! We’ll sue ‘em!

Sasson: Who would put a curse on her? Oh my god. It’s Shannon. She learned all that witchcraft from Charmed.
Tori: (sarcastically) Yeah, that’s where she learned it.


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"You mean you aren't even Latina???"-Tori

"I like burritos!"-Tina

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Tina-"All I want out of life is a clean mattress, and a man who doesn't beat me."

Kiki- *laugh*

Tori-"She's serious mom."

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Why not add some of these to the "Memorable Quotes" section for the show? It doesn't have any yet. I think that's sad. :( It's an awesomely hilarious show, and I can't wait to get it on DVD.

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