Bill Robinson: I'd say I'm a pretty darn good father. My father tried to eat me. I don't remember trying to eat Timmy.
Helen Robinson: Bill, just because your father tried to eat you does that mean we all have to be unhappy?...forever?
Mr. Bottoms: (watching Timmy on monitor while talking to security on phone) You naughty little boy.... No, not you, I'll call you back.
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I ain't your friend, palooka.
"Is that blood on your zombie?"
"Yeah..from a nose-bleed"
"That's not a fresh zombie, only fresh zombie's bleed son."
"No it was my nose-bleed"
"How did it get on your zombies face?"
"I wiped it there."
IDK why but that had me laughing on the floor. Seriously.
lol that part killed me. how he delivers the line is soo funny
Carrie-Anne Moss is my constant.
I almost became a zombie over that line (I wiped it there).
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I loved that line so much. I'm laughing now that you've reminded me of it. Thanks! =D
Let's face it... This movie was chock full of snappy lines.
I have to say it was some of the most clever dialog I'd ever heard in a movie.
Not really a line...but i laughed so hard when Timmy's mom shot that bully a *beep* load of times...the look on timmys face was priceless
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Sheila ran off with Dennis and left Krampus all alone in dirty-ass Baltimore.
When Fido saves Timmy and the mother hugs him and says, "You crazy, wonderful zombie!" That just kills me every time. Also, I wonder how the dad ever finishes a meal. Seems like every time a conversation starts, he leaves the table in a huff. I love this movie, and it gets better with multiple viewings.
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