People ride plastic disembodied wangs every day.
Only the wealthier set can afford a larger squishy plastic body shape or even a Real Doll (which is more socially acceptable than copulating with a corpse, but not by much).
So a zombie wang connected to a humanoid body that can vaguely emote?
There'd be a market for it.
I figure that given that this was 1950's style technology, the zombies were formaldehyded infused with a number of anti-rot preservatives (tannins from tea for curing leather), and dyed a uniform light blue by Methyline Blue dye to also increase their functional lifespan. If you consider the zombie to be like a taxidermist challenge and break the sections into "how best to cure this meat into leather-like materials" then you'd include injections of silicone lubricants in the joints and muscles to allow them to slide over without wear.
And then there is the whole Zombie Reanimation Radiation which causes the flesh to respond to sodium/potassium stimulations. That's got to help a lot with keeping your undead servants supple and mobile. Remember that zombies don't excrete even though they eat. They don't sweat or cry (usually) so you've got a cured leather meat bag with very little sodium/potassium leakage replacement of lost ions would not be a problem if the Zombie Radiation fixes those ions for immediate reuse.
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lexyladyjax
8 years ago
You're overthinking it. Dead humans turn blue, it's part of the decomposition process. It's the control collar that Zomcom invented, permitting humans to live with the.zombies. ?We live apart from natural decay and are unaware of its progression. Fido has the look of a.human dead four or.five.days.
Bored now.
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