Did you not tell him that they were the Lord's chips?
Teresa
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i have had diarrea since easters!
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LOL! that too.
Teresa
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the best by far............. ahaha
everytime i remember the dude saying that, i just laugh till i cry
I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win!
Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat!
I like how he sings at the party :) hahahah!
something like "i don't dance at de parrrrteeee" haha! luv it! :)
"wonchu take it eeasy?" - haha funniest line by far!!
Reuben
"How did you find me here?"
"I saw you from the village.."
Villagers - "Hello Nacho!"
easily the best line is:
"GET THE CORN OUTTA MY FAZE"- nacho
I ate some bugs.
I ate some grass.
I used my hand.
To wipe my tears.
"beneath the clothes, you will find a man, and beneath the man, you will find...his...nucleus..."
shareI liked Ramses. I wanted to be him. But he is a real doooooosh.
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LOL yes yes yes
sharehaha yeah definitely "Get off me!" *slap!*
also the satan's cavemen scene had me on the floor.
"secret tunnels"
"We never ween because you are FAT!"
"I'm sicco hearren abowt jur eh-stoopid orfahns."
"what did ju jus say??"
"I haet orfahns."
"commagen!?"
"I HAE-DEM!"
"sayyit agan to my face!"
"I haet all de orfahns in deh WHOLE WERL!"
"I look heedious." *dabs bald spot with damp rag*
and of course
"soorprise"
"GET DAT CORN OUTTA MAH FACE!!"
[shot of corn on the ground]
Lmao! @ "shot of corn on ground" hilarious!
sharehahaaa! Yes!
share" THOSE EGGS WERE A LIE STEVEN! THEY GIVE ME NO POWERS, THEY GIVE ME NO NUTRIENTS! "
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"These are my recreasion (recreation)cloths"
"-We can't win because you believe in science!"
"-No.We can't win because you too fat!"
Yep, my wife and I laughed so hard on that scene. I had to rewind it a couple of times.
share"Get that corn out of my face" as he slaps the corn on a cob on a stick out of Esqueleto's hand. My wife and I were in tears. Had to play it over a couple of times. It's amazing how some of the simplest things can be the funniest.
shareThe "get that corn outta my face" and "little kiss big kiss" scenes were the most memorable funny lines for me.
shareCorn line for the win!
shareBeat me to it!
They see me mowin' my front lawn...
LOL... YES!!! this is the funniest line!!!
I can't stop laugh when I remember that scene..
lmaaooo
shareHug Hug Kiss Kiss Hug Hug Little Kiss Big Hug.....
shareIt was my mother's lucky machete
The squeeeeeze!
(When jack black is fighting their first match, when he shouts, "the squeeze!" it is so funny!)
They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do!
I hate all the orphans in the world.
"I dont know why you always have to be judging me because I believe in science!"
"Those eggs were a lie, Steven! A liiiiiiiiiie!! They gave me no Eagle powers! They gave me no nutrients!"
my favourite line was by far "i smell cookies...."
shareThat 1st fight cracks me up heaps too. I'm pretty sure what he says then is "Anaconda Squeeeeze", which makes it even funnier that he's already giving his moves nicknames and this is his first wrestling match. I also love the way he says "those guys were a couple of wussies, eh?" after they've being beaten.
shareNacho: "How did you find me out here?"
Esquelito: "I saw you...from the village."
Townsperson: "Hola, Nacho!"
Nacho: "Bueno."
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E: Suprise!
N: GET THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!
Then they start fighting.
"I am singing at the party
I am singing, it is my turn to sing at the party
Everyone is dancing, happy party
But Ramses is not dancing, he does not dance at the parties
Ramses' number one, he knows the secrets of desire
Dodododododeeleedeedeedo
Ramses' number one, he lights the people's souls on fire"
The 2 funniest lines in the whole movie.
hahaha! that song is hilarious!! XD
share"May the lord bless you with strength and nutrients." ~Esqueleto
"I was wondering if you would join me in my quarters this night... For some toast." ~Nacho
^_^
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I am 24601!
One more day to revolution.
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Secret Passage.
Proud African Son of Batman (S.O.B)
Nacho (at the first fight):
"Hey! Hello! Im talking to you. I want corn. Save me a piece of that corn. Save me a piece of that corn for later." (Claps hands and does a pointy/whip thing with his hands acompanied with whiping noise)
That one right there is pure genieus!
My personal favorite lines:
"I'm going into the wilderness, probably to die"
"Why, Lord did you give me the desire to wrestle but made me such a crappy warrior?"
"Get that corn outta my face"
"Did you tell them they were de Lord's chips?"
"No way.....those are my favorite things to do....every day"
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