Aunt Lil's breasts

Appalachian mud squid do!

But they DO talk, and drive, and live in houses in Georgia, and wear hats and use walkers, and... it's mostly accurate, right? (Sorry, just givin' ya the bizness, Wally.)

They also don't wear fake nails, smoke crystal meth or drive monster trucks but eh, it's a cartoon.

I just found out that Johnny Depp is older than my mom. My Sweeney Todd boner just died of old age

But they are able to mate with humans and have red haired squidbilly kids.

those might be throat cancers. from all that intensive smoking.

They're fake. This is addressed in one of the episodes. Lil bought them. Grandmother is jealous of them.




Some things you just can't ride around...