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DAN HALEN-PRODUCERS: Just tell us already!

posted 13 years ago by lml727
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I'VE GOT TO KNOW: WHAT TYPE/KIND OF CREATURE IS DAN HALEN? I've looked all over this site and can't find anything that describes it. I don't care about the reverend, (though now that I'm here, knowing that too wouldn't hurt!), but please, SOMEONE/ANYONE, TELL ME WHAT DAN HALEN IS??!?!?!?

To the producers, writers, director/s: you've seen it asked on this thread many times and we really need to know what creature Dan is. Believe me that you aren't keeping your viewers thrilled with suspense that it will slip out one day and we'll be sated. Nope, doesn't work that way. TELL ME/US! Pretty Please With Sugar On Top!!!

Thanks, y'all!

[–] Heretic_Of_Jeff_Bezos 13 years ago

Dan Halen is badger-esque, but he's not really a creature because he is the embodiment of evil and has existed throughout time. At times he reads from Necromonicon and at other times he is listens to demons.

[–] movie_nazi 12 years ago

Dan Halen is my left ball pre-manscape days.

My vote history link:http://imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=5504773

[–] estocade 12 years ago

a giant hairy testicle.

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[–] michael_summers2627 10 years ago

I'm pretty certain he's a Thumb.

[–] helpimtalkingandicantshutup 9 years ago

He kind of seems like a cross between maybe a squirrel and one of those candy circus peanuts.

He does look like a thumb kind of.

They have a lot of strange animals. Land squids and the snake man. Seems like there are other odd creatures as well.

I really hope they keep making this show. It's definitely not as good as it was the first few years, but I'm really hopeful.