Wesley 'straight to video' Snipes
Oh where have you gone oh Wesley Snipes.
It felt like only yesterday you were kicking vampire booty.
Some thought that was bad but now your fans have many more gripes.
Off to the shadows where the misfit directors lie.
Your movies have gone the likes of Van Dam and Steven Segal.
You've sold your quality and talent for a piece of the pie.
I beseech you to contact Lions Gate, for they will welcome you into their arms
Soon you'll be back in your game, making films that we can enjoy.
I wouldn't think to low of you, or find this to be some kind of ploy.
So go Wesley, my Wesley of yore, to the castle of Lions Gate.
Hurry ye ol vampire killing day walker before it's too late.