Funniest moment?

When playing as a female character, I was in the Scholar's Garden (right after finishing the Outlander quest) and flirted with Silk Fox. The last thing she said was "Yes.. you are interesting," with a very intrigued voice. Partially because you can sway her, I laughed a lot.

Lustful Lao. 'Nuff said.

Towards the end of the ending credits, Henpecked Hou and his wife bicker between the songs. All he responds with is "Yes, dear."

Hmm, so many more. I can't think of them though.

There were great bits of humor throughout the game, but the funniest part (to me) was in the end credits. There's an excellent Star Trek: The Next Generation reference in there which had me laughing for minutes, and giggling for hours afterwords.

Highly recommend the end credits. Chock full of humor. Even the concept of the dialogue (what it's based on) is pretty funny.

in tien's landing the guy named Lishun really cracked me up. everybody else in town was gloomy and depressed but Lishun was ridiculously cheerful and overly optimistic. there is this one line of his that i always laugh at that goes something like, "sure the river may be dry and the people are starving, but its not like the houses are on fire, right? there, just like that! something good, right off the top of my head!'

How do we get so many answers without one mention of Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom, the Magnificent Bastard??????

...and ALL in the voice of John Cleese!!!

"God help you if you dn't know the horror of a soggy biscuit!!"

"You must hunger for guidance. You're like children. I mean, only a handful of you can even grow a decent moustache! What kind of place is this?"

"I've gone great lengths to learn your barbaric tongue, only to find that none of you have much to say... I've heard a distinct lack of couplets and quadraints, to say nothing of pentameters."

"And what, pray tell with honesty, do you think you are doing with that great bloody palace floating in the sky? That is just wrong in any right-thinking country."

"And how the hell would you get a moat up there? Ridiculous, I say."

"A proper spiral of misery shows that they are doing a decent day's work. Your peasants only suffer because of foolish superstitions about the dead walking around."

"A simple criticism: your ridiculous clothes. Not a decently puffed pair of trousers to be seen! I ask you what have you done on the pantaloon front."

"The skull is the soul's prison. Drill to set it free. Not too deep, mind you. If there's more on the bore than in the skull you'll cut your vocabulary in short order."

"Here, a bauble I found with a nice weight. It was wasted on some roadside bidet. The locals acted as though I'd relieved myself on a bleedin' shrine to all of creation."

And of course: "Percival... a towel."