Your challenge should you accept it

Using the terms:
like
ya know
totally
stuff
whatever
omg
rad
stoked
throw down
cherry pow
stellar
halfpipe
backside
fakie
alley oop
blindside
corkscrew
double grab
faceplant
goofyfoot
nose grab
duck foot
inverted
kevlar
lipslide
frontside
mashed potato
moguls
nose bonk
railslide
roast beef
spine ramp
wipeout

Give me you're amazing tale of snowboarding on the world's most awesome slopes (use your imagination).