Just Kill the Dogs
I have owned dogs my entire life. I love dogs, but If I were on that island I would not have allowed a single one of those dogs to survive. I would have John Ramboed the *beep* out of each and every one of those stupid bastards. With a combination of the baseball bat, the car, knives, arrows, snares, log drops, booby traps, tiger pits, fire, some Cesar Milan technique and my urine those dogs would have known who was the boss in a matter of hours. First order of business is find the Alpha and break two of its legs. The rest of the dogs will attack the weakened Alpha for control of the pack. That's when you escape from the island? Ha! Wrong! That's when you run over the pack of dogs with the car and then piss on all the bodies so the rest of the dogs will know who you are. By the time I got done those dogs would be trying to escape from me. They can try to run, but they won't get away. That is for damn sure. This movie was a complete waste of time. Dogs are not scary and never will be. This *beep* ain't Evil Dead, they're just DOGS. The concept sucks, the movie sucks and there wasn't any redeeming nudity. Go back to Horror Movie School.
Q.:What kind of horror movie doesn't have boobs in it?
A.:A bad horror movie.