Just Kill the Dogs


I have owned dogs my entire life. I love dogs, but If I were on that island I would not have allowed a single one of those dogs to survive. I would have John Ramboed the *beep* out of each and every one of those stupid bastards. With a combination of the baseball bat, the car, knives, arrows, snares, log drops, booby traps, tiger pits, fire, some Cesar Milan technique and my urine those dogs would have known who was the boss in a matter of hours. First order of business is find the Alpha and break two of its legs. The rest of the dogs will attack the weakened Alpha for control of the pack. That's when you escape from the island? Ha! Wrong! That's when you run over the pack of dogs with the car and then piss on all the bodies so the rest of the dogs will know who you are. By the time I got done those dogs would be trying to escape from me. They can try to run, but they won't get away. That is for damn sure. This movie was a complete waste of time. Dogs are not scary and never will be. This *beep* ain't Evil Dead, they're just DOGS. The concept sucks, the movie sucks and there wasn't any redeeming nudity. Go back to Horror Movie School.

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the whole post sounds like alot of great violence killing those mutated dogs is the right idea. but the characters were not thinking about hunting killer animals unless they had too. it was more like "WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE"



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I have to agree lol. They are DOGS. Not a pack of angry polar bears or lions. Jeesh. Even wolves I could get, but not just regular dogs.

Anyway, you could easily fortify yourself in the house they were in and make a break to the docks at some point... And agree to your point, using baseball bats, boards, etc. could easily dispatch of them. Again, not talking lions/tigers/bears, etc.

I also carry a .45 sig with me everywhere I go and can hit human targets from 30-50 yards out so gg to 8 dogs via 1 clip there.

And some douche will probably reply, "OOOH this guy is so big with his guns and blah blah blah." Well yah, I am. I am big. I am freaking huge, and that's the reason my woman, family, and friends feel safe around me. Because I take care of *beep*

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They show the one guy being very handy with his bow and arrow. They also showed him with plenty of arrows available. Couldn't he, at the very least, stand on the roof and thin the herd out?

This really bothered me, especially when the girl was on the ropes trying to get to the garage. Wouldn't he have thought to bring his bow and arrow with him while he was on the roof watching? That would have been the perfect opportunity.

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Wow. For someone who has always owned dogs you don't know much about them. Especially the aggressive ones. Fighting off just one large dog would be extremely difficult for a large adult man; more than one, not happening. If you shoot them it better be an immediately fatal shot, same with any other injury. An injured dog is going to fight until they are dead. If you have a pack of them in attack mode, killing or injuring the alpha will not make them turn on each other for dominance... they will turn on you. Dogs or wolves that are part of a pack will defend each other against anything they see as a common threat. Yes, they will fight for dominance if the alpha is dead or near death, but that happens when there is no outside threat to the pack.

I'm just speaking from experience. Everyone has at least one thing they are really good at, and dealing with aggressive dogs happens to be one of mine. Reacting with violence or aggression of your own is the absolute worst thing you can do. That only confirms you are a threat and makes them more likely to attack. Unless they are starving or trained to attack, normal dogs usually keep their distance if no member of the pack is threatened. If they are feral they will try to avoid all human contact.

RoadSide, why does your woman need you or anyone else to 'take care of her'? Doesn't she have her own gun? It is never wise to depend on another for protection if you have the ability to protect yourself.




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