"No one catches time lincoln"."I'm just smelling a missile"."The drum solo of life.""Oh my god Carl. where'd you get that lollipop?""You've got a VCR in your head?""Egypt, A million years ago, 3:00 p.m., 1492, New york""Ok, you keep doing it your wrong way""It didn't take long for us to freak out all of Africa""Oh my god, I'm female. I mean, oh my god it's female....and pregnant.""It wonld look very nice in your anus/uranus, get it?""Oh you have to do that at close range? I picked that up on my strawdar 20 miles back.""Did you say inside out?""I have head cheese?""I remember level 3.""It's Girl Quest 2005.""Star...wipe."
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the plantation is safe, the slaves are now your
Plastic novelty vagina, lol.
When Oglethorpe was talking about bull semen (isn't it weird how "bull jizz" sounds like "bulges"?) after Carl mentioned it.
And also, the Soda Dog Refreshment Squad from the intro singing at the end.
i most likely have these quotes slightly wrong:
"just because it happened only one time doesn't mean every criminal is invisable."
"my father built this laboratory many years ago...NOW ITS A F#&$ING CONDO!"
and during the Time Lincoln scene:
"man your friend totally sucks at that video game."
"yeah. oh wait a second...he's dead."
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does anyone remember at the end, what those singing old-timey characters exactly said "it's the end of the movie, etc."
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the deathmetal opening was one the funniest things i have seen in any movie this year or any year for that matter, and while the rest of the movie didn't make me laugh as hard as that, it was still hilarious throughout
"IF YOU ARE VIDEOTAPING THIS MOVIE, SATAN WILL REIGN DOWN ON YOU AND PUUR ACID DOWN YOUR THROAT!!"
"Quick! Let's make out and kiss hard!"
sharethis circle here -- that's the uterus!
Shak3: Congradulate yourself, my friend, you have just been laid.
Meatwad: mmm...that feels good.
Time Lincon: This rocket should take you as far as Pluto...but I must warn you... from now on...you will be extraordinarily dumb.
everything that yellow fat alien i think his name was Oglethorpe said
"just another testiment to my ability to pound a brewsky"
"heyyyy guys wanna play hacky sack?"
Space Ghost- Man I'll tell you... I'm just SMELLIN' a missile.
Shake: Yeah I got your dad right here, he's got one eye and your two little uncles with him.
Amateurs built The Ark, professionals built The Titanic.
Dr. Weird - *beep* SANDALS!!!"
Ignignokt - "Liquid gold cascades out of our square bladders."
The whole scene with the Mooninites and the mayo.
"Talk is cheap, but lawyers, bail, and hospital bills aren't." - Me
Mooninites scene with the living room set that they were trying to sell to them
Openning scene with the food
**the gum drop headbutted the hotdog**
RUNNNNN WHITTIE!
Meatwads heart warming speech about what Carl has to live for.
He's a VCR that lives with us
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Carl trying to open his door with flyers all over it: "What the *beep*
"Aw look at the little cattahpillaaaah.......NOW DESTROY IT!"
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"Grand theft coffee table"
share"Toot, oh I just pooped there a little"
sharethe best line in my opinion was def when Master Shake said "Hey I got ur poppa right here. Cept he's got one eye and two uncles to go with it." My friend and I fell outta our seats at that.
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