Timesplitters the Movie


Vin Diesel as Cortez

Angelina Jolie as Anya

Ben Stiller as Harry Tipper

John Cleese as Captain Ash

Harrison Ford as The General

Lindsay Lohan as Jo-Beth Casey

Lucy Liu as Amy Chen

Morgan Freeman as Elijah Jones

Ozzy Osborne as Lenny Oldburn

Vinnie Jones as Braces

Cameron Diaz as Candi Skyler

Pamela Anderson as Venus

Rob de Niro as Big Tony

Jackie Chan as Chinese Chef

Owen Wilson as Jared Slim

Vince Vaughn as Mikey Two-Guns

Matthew Fox as Jake Fenton

Christopher Walken as The Colonel


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becuase they are characters that i'd like to see make cameos in the movie.

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Vin Diesel as Cortez

Katey Sagal as Anya

Paul Michael Glaser as Harry Tipper

Tim Curry as Captain Ash

Harrison Ford as The General

Amanda Bynes as Jo-Beth Casey

Michelle Yeoh as Amy Chen

Morgan Freeman as Elijah Jones

Ozzy Osborne as Lenny Oldburn

Vinnie Jones as Braces

Rob de Niro as Big Tony

Johnny Nguyen as Chinese Chef

Owen Wilson as Jared Slim

Vince Vaughn as Mikey Two-Guns

Matthew Fox as Jake Fenton

Christopher Walken as The Colonel

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Jeez... as if there would be that many big name stars in a movie like this. The budget would be a billion dollars.

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change the cast a little bit and get todd phillips or David Dobkin to direct.

lol that would be hut. that'd have to make it funny cxause I love that game. I'm a movie bluff and a gamer.

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Listen, here's the truth:

*You won't be able to get every character as a famous person - you'd most likely get a "not-as-famous" actor or a "noob".

*Secondly, Vin Diesel definantly SHOULD NOT play Seargent COrtez. He's already done Riddick, who looks exactly the same as Cortez, and for those people who haven't played the game (and most likely again) didn't like Chronicles Of Riddick won't see it, thinking it'll be just the same. You need someone new. THEY can be a famous person, cause they're the main star, but the rest of them shouldn't be too famous.

*TimeSplitters couldn't be a movie; it's far too long to be a movie. A television series, yes - but a movie, no.

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if they were to make a movie, there would be no question that Vin Diesel would portray the role of Cortez.

But not Lindsey Lohan. She is a horrible actor. And not very attractive. They should get someone like Keira Knightley. She's young, attractive, and a decent actor. But I think a jessica biel would make a good Anya.

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"Clue"- best movie ever made!

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no she hasn't. she is still making films and being cast for them.

and give me a reason why vin diesel should not be cast as cortez.

Mr. Green: I work for the State Department, and I'm a homosexual.

"Clue"- best movie ever made!

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There is NO question Vin Diesel IS Cortez!

"We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?" - Norman Bates

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Other than Vin who else could pull off a Cortez? Jason Statham?

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Why cast Keira Knightly? If you mean as Jo-Beth Casey then that would be illogical because she doesnt have the breasts for her, it would make more sense to cast Lindsey Lohan as Jo-Beth.

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Simon Pegg= The perfect Captain Ash

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