SQUEEK - a parody

So I saw this movie in my dentist's waiting room and thought it was pretty bizarre. I told my sister about this movie and we came up with an idea for a parody called SQUEEK.

Basically two teenage children of global warming activists are trying to stop a Wal Mart from being built on top of an old landfill out in the middle of nowhere because it would destroy the habitat of the highly endangered Five-Legged Guinea Rat. They are helped by a Mr. Peepers-like creature called Missing Link who lives in a series of burrows within the garbage, which he feeds off of, and maintains a "Willard"-like relationship with the rats.

So the two kids are going to school and Missing Link pops out of the sewer and throws a huge chunk of his own poop at the bus and writes "STOP WALMART AND SAVE THE RATS" in it. Everyone wonders what the deal is. Wal Mart's construction efforts are repeatedly stymied by seemingly organized rat attacks. Everyone eventually is whipped into a "Save the Rats" frenzy and they mount a huge campaign against mouse traps. Eventually Wal Mart is chased off, largely due to Missing Link's uncanny kung-fu and poop-throwing skills, but then a large endangered whale beaches itself nearby, it's still alive, and they don't hesitate a minute to blow it up with a huge amount of dynamite.

Be sure and tell them LARGE MARGE sent ya!