Favourite Quotes - Bromwell High (2005) Discussion

[–] rocko90 19 years ago

The funniest quote is latrina " Wheelchair access is FOR GAYS"

this is one of the funniest shows ever

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[–] Sadist9 19 years ago

Prof Martin Jackson (Math Teacher), after his novel has been sold:
Martin (as he's running out the door): Heehee! You will never use anything that I've taught you! And you're all idiots! *pause* Especially Keisha!!!
Keisha (smug): Heh, he chose meeee..

I don't feel I need to wipe out everyone. Just my enemies.

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[–] Bif_Boyd 19 years ago

hahah thats my fav quote!

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[–] dbrown-35 19 years ago

Iqbal (after getting cable television): "I have seen the future, and it is porn, sharks, and Nazis."

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[–] gretavarep 19 years ago

"Carol, that fireman said you shagged him!" - Martin
"Which one?" - Carol
"That one..." - Martin
"Oh no, I didn't shag him" - Carol
"Ha ha! Unlucky!!" - Martin

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[–] PinkNinja 19 years ago

All of the best quotes in the show come from the head master. He's priceless!

Your Queen and Goddess,
Pink Ninja

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[–] hayhowdy 19 years ago

Icball is The greatest. is this show canadian. cuz if so weird. every time I watch it i see canada at the end. any way

*beep* it I can't be bovered!"
"you is *beep* yourself so bab you'll be lucky to hold on to ur teef!"

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[–] Tony_Rocky_Horror 19 years ago

Iqball: Bloody sh*tcakes!!!

Magistrate: The court finds that Keisha fancies Spencer and hereby sentences her to ask him out in accordance with the Streisberg Convention of 1973

Natella: I hate Valentine's Day. It always ends in depression, violence or pregnancy. Depending on whether you are me, Keisha or Latrina.

Natella:...I'm a great orator.
Latrina: Me too! It's all in keeping your lips over your teeth!

Others include Latrina bragging that she can play an instrument...the pink trombone, Ms. Dixon and Mrs. Jackson's innuendo any time theyre introduced to men in uniform, and any time Iqbal says something personal and innapropriate during a school assembly.

To the person above, the show is British, not Canadian.

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[–] martianrebel 19 years ago

My favourite Latrina quote has got to be: "Tolerance is for gays!" Fun EEEEE!

BTW, the show has a mainly British production crew and cast, however it is produced in Canada with the assistance of grants from the Canadian Government. Check out their website.

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[–] Tony_Rocky_Horror 19 years ago

Does that mean our tax dollars help support this show?

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[–] ExodiaTenor 19 years ago

Does that mean our tax dollars help support this show?

Quite possibly.

I've got two favourite quotes:

1.) Keisha (When she punches the holes in the back of the seat on the bus, then sees the sign that says "Vandalizers will be Prosocuted") "F*uckin' NOOOOOOOO!!"

2.) Mr. Bibb: "How tall was Hitler and where did he live??" "He was this tall (puts 2 fingers under his nose - to imitate his moustache), and lived over there! (shoots out his right arm to a Nazi salute)"

"Get over here so I can hit ya in the back of the head!!" - Paul Teutul, Sr.

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[–] Dougienesses 19 years ago

This was from the official website but I found it funny!
Latrina: Websites Are For Gays!!
and..
Latrina:Not Getting Pregnant Is For Gays!

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[–] strangeumbrella 19 years ago

"You defiled my mum and abandoned her baby!"
"You defiled my mum and abandoned her baby, sir."

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"Who are the lords of shouting?"
"WE ARE!"

Funkeh!

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[–] winnersdontlose 19 years ago

"sorry i thought you were talking in banana-boat english"

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[–] Pilot_Inspektor 19 years ago

After watching the play Carol wrote about her and Martin's marriage..

Iqbal: (crying) *sniff sniff* Iqbal has something in eye.
Bibby: yes its called a tear and its nothing to be ashamed of.
Iqbal: really?!
Bibby: no its a appalling sign of weakness.

________________________________________________________
Then he said "Now I'm going to touch you on your boobs". - Pretty Persuasion

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[–] eoingarvey5 19 years ago

Iqbal is the man. Everything he says is funny.

Iqbal-: I like to have a drink a cigar and a lovely w@nk.

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[–] captainpants 18 years ago

I'm sure they support much worse things...

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[–] jamesellis905-1 19 years ago

Great stuff. So witty. Forget South Park!

Miss Dickson: Does any one have a question for the sex education teacher?
Latrina: Yes, I have a question for the fat bitch
Miss Dickson: Latrina, it the fat lady!
Latrina: Fat lady, why are you so fat?

Sex Education Teacher: (Coming back to consensus) Oh, what happened?
Miss Dickson: You had a Diabetic episode
Sex Education Teacher: But I'm not Diabetic
Miss Dickson: Oh, I'm sorry. Your fat and you fainted, I just assumed

Mr Jackson: (Just after buying a baby from Mr Bibby) Oh, this is outrageous. You are a monster!
Mr Bibby: No, Martin. I'm a Geography Teacher

Sex Education Teacher: Sex education is realy important
Head Master: Not for me I just stick it in

Journalist: I would never reveal my source
Miss Dickson: Oh, you can reveal your sorce all over me

Mrs Jackson: Don't pinch my breasts!
Miss Dickson: Oh, I can't even find your breasts!

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[–] x__hollywood 19 years ago

Keisha; "I don't love him, I chaired him right in the head!"

best quote!

also;

Keisha; "He looks like a dog s ass in the middle of doin a poo"

both about spencer.

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[–] pmw3 19 years ago

great quote from the other day, when Keisha is in love.

RE Teacher: Gods love is the biggest love of all
Keisha: No thanks, thats more Latrinas sort of thing

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