Anyone Else . . . and Things I've learned while watching this movie
does anyone else feel thankful that their name will never appear on the credits of this movie.
1. Science is never wrong, except for historical facts
2. Leggo trees can kill you
3. If you are a girl and are in this situation never try to get a date, the guy will die for no apparent reason
4. There is a movie worse than Zero Hour
5. That being the third wheel dad will get you dead
6. That saying Aww Geez is the best thing to say when a long time friend dies
7. That Mr. Fahey looks like a girl when he cries
8. That things could be worse, can you imagine Horatio Caine (David Caruso) in this movie
9. That good parenting is using a walkie-talkie instead of good old fashioned discipline
10. That a movie can be so awesomely craptastic that it is a joy to watch because of its crappiness