So...a girl has a blood-sucking parasite on her arm....
And...it's got a human face?
And the doctor's first instinct is to...masturbate the thing?
This scene, pretty randomly caught from youtube, was why I came here in the first place.
Definitely the weirdest, most nonsensical thing I've ever seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5SZzFaAZyY&feature=related
Don't breathe air. Birds *beep* in it!