-What ? You fu*ked a 16 year old cripple bitch ? Fu*k that,I don't need this sh*t in my life ! -Get the fu*k outta here,before you get hurt little man !!!
ROFL ! I didn't know side missions would be so entertaining
so funny heard this couple days ago an i thought the funniest bit was going to be the dealer saying "wheres the lube? your f**ing me raw! cant you at least spit on it!
His conversation with the guy from the cigar shop is hilarious. they talk about how canadian tourists had to smuggle in Cigars from cuba in their rears, but at one point, one guy fell out of the boat, but it was okay because his ***hole was closed tighter than a snare drum.
"If my Fate is to die, I must simply Laugh." - Magus, Chrono Trigger (1995)
My reply would have been, go home to your sister, she is pregnant again because I gave her a big load. Bhahahhahaaha she may B having a litter box. LOL
Uh baby U 4got to pull out. 9 months later, can U pull this ucking baby outta me, do that @ least!