Best One liner


Any one remember any good one liners from the movie...

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when Horton looks for the flower. "...And by noon, poor horton more dead than alive, had picked - searched - and piled up 9005"

MAHAHA Haha hat's just made my day better than ever xD In some way I really want to believe they reffered to Dragon Ball Zero's known meme "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND!!"

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They didn't, though, just so you know. That's a line from the book the movie is based on, not a reference to an overused internet meme.

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What are you, a 12-year-old /b/tard?

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"I meant what i said and i said what i meant, and an elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!"

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Tha is form Horton Hatches the Egg no Hears a Who...

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/29737.html

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That line actually *is* in the movie - which is what this thread is about - one liners from the movie... since we are on IMDb (Internet MOVIE Database) and all.... Just thought I would point that out :-D

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one of the greatest lines ever:

"YEEEEAAAH!!!!!"

!!!

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I always liked the Mayor's reaction to their world being destroyed:

'Destroyed? Destroyed-oh-gah-destroyed.'

Well played, Clerks -Leonardo Leonardo, Clerks Animated Series

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"This entire jungle is a house of DEATH!"

And everything Dr. LaRue says because her lisp is hilarious. "It's shnowing--in the shummer!"

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during the anime scene:

"I'll make monkeys of these monkeys...it is their destiny!

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Rudy: "Mom, Mom! Please, you are so weird, don't do this to me."
The execution was awesome.

All of these are great.

Save Pushing Daisies!- Watch it Wednesdays at 8PM on ABC

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"Look at you. Yuck. Look at your face."

I don't know why, but the way the Mayor says 'yuck' just makes me lose it...

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The way he said, "Look at your face." was my favorite part of that line.


Also, when he's speaking to his son and says, "I'm expecting big stuff from you. BIG STUFF!!!" I lost it. I just imagine Steve looking hilarious while saying that line in the studio.

I'm getting scurvy just thinking about it!

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probably anything with Katie and Vlad :)..

I'm surprised the chairman called the Mayor an ass (guess it was supposed to be Jackass) without saying it verbally.. LOL..

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"Look at you. Yuck. Look at your face."

I don't know why, but the way the Mayor says 'yuck' just makes me lose it...


OMG, YES! I rewound that about 5 times because it was so awesome. The delivery of the whole thing is hilarious, but I think the way he said "look at your face" made me lose it.
Doesn't he make an "euucchh" sound after he says that line, too?
Steve Carell owned this movie.

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When I was a kid, I had an imaginary pony... I think I was seventeen, eighteen...

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VLAD - "Two times deevoured"
Mayor - "no, no, no! no enjoyment. this is not fun. this is A sign of doom!"

and many... many... many more...

(sorry i got all "old guy from Police Academy" there)

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Anime scene; "I can see you have mastered the ways of the snapping branch."

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Horton searching for spec in field of flowers; "Knock knock, this is when you're supposed to say; Who's there?"

those lines crack me up.

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Mayor: (Gasps) (whispers):"Boob?" Also the eating rainbows and pooping butterflies was hilarious!

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what little katie the yellow aminal says about the ponies is the *beep*

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I love when the Mayor says, "I was just having some dental work done....on my....arm."
and when Horton (after crossing the bridge) says, "Wow! That could've been a DISASTER!"

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FOR THE CHILDERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Admit to poisoning the monkeys, and we'll give you a cigarette."

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"We are here! We are here!"

Everytime my daughter watches this movie and the Whos start singing this, I tear up a bit. What a great movie, and a great moral for kids.

Audio, Video, Disco.

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