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FAO Warriors

posted 17 years ago by puppi88
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Hi-eee!

Hey girls! We'll make this our secret HQ for when we want to have a private little chit-chat about girl-stuff, k? And for those of you that found your way here without being told, well done you! Give yourself 10 Warrior points each. Whoever has the most points after a month gets a special prize from me! Ooh! Stop it! Cheeky!

Now, you're all probably wondering why this board? I'll tell you. I can see parallels between the community spirit of the Barbie girls with the spirit in the Warriors. Plus the film's full of fairies. Quite a coincidence, huh? Ooh! So I'm thinking that if there's a Barbie gang out there, maybe we can join together? Something like the Fairy Warriors, maybe...?

Have a think and get back to me, k?

BTW - this film is required viewing for you all and I want you to watch it PDQ. Pay attention to the plot points because I shall be asking questions later.

Bye-eee!

THE WARRIOR QUEEN

[–] 17 years ago

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[–] puppi88 17 years ago

Hi-eee!

Sticky - now I'm starting to get a little bit impatient with you, babes. Get yourself over to the Walter Hill board to see my answer to your other post. Now I know you found your way here without any help, and I'm very impressed but honestly! You don't really expect me to give you your 10 Warrior points now, do you? In fact, I'm going to deduct 10! So now you're on minus 10 Warrior points. Happy's not found his way here yet, but I'll tell you this much young lady - he's trying hard with his haikus and do you know what? I'm giving HIM YOUR Warrior points! Keep on with these hissy posts and you'll end up owing the rest of my gang points and will have to work extra hard just to keep in the picture, girl!!

Now get yourself over to the Ryan Phillipe board right now, girlfriend!

Bye-eee!

THE WARRIOR QUEEN

And I'm ordering you to change the red signature to pink! Now! (That's me being all butch, in case you were wondering.)

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[–] puppi88 17 years ago

Hi-eee!

Sticky Mess - you and your lungs!

There's my stupid WHAT?? Peom? What's a 'peom' when it's at home? I know what a 'peow' is. That's the noise a banger's zip gun makes when he shoots it at a tin can, but a 'peom'...? I've never heard of such a thing. Ah, well...

Get back to me forthwith (that means 'straight away', girl) with the definition of a 'peom'.

Bye-eee!

TWQ

[–] Trouter2000 17 years ago

Jesus puppi your worse then elainvibes! Why don't you just shut the hell up and stay away from our gang?!

THE FOX

[–] puppi88 17 years ago

Hi-eee!

Jesus, Fish, I've just had a thought! What's everyone going to think when they see all of us Warriors posting on this Barbie: Fairytopia board? Do you think they might think we've turned into a bunch of namby-pamby softies??

Let's me and you have a re-think about this board. Meet me at HQ asap.

TWQ
xxx

[–] Trouter2000 17 years ago

I really don't give a flying f u c k what people think of my posting history. I have put forth many intelligent and interesting posts dealing with the art of film on other boards, so if somebody is going to judge me soley on a few posts here then they really are not worth talking to.

THE FOX

[–] puppi88 17 years ago

Hi-eee!

But still, and all, Fishy, Warriors posting on a Barbie board? What's the other gangs going to think when someone draws it to their attention...?

Bye-eee!

TWQ
xxx

34SEVK??

[–] Trouter2000 17 years ago

Let us worry about ourselves, and we'll let you worry about yourself ok?

THE FOX

[–] puppi88 17 years ago

Hi-eee!

There's no them and us in the Warriors, babe. It's only us. All boys together. Ooh! Cheeky!

But even so, I can't help but be a little fearful that our gang's rep is going to go down like a... what's the phrase? Like a ten dollar crack ho. How are we going to hold our heads high in the cyber turf wars we are likely to face in the future having posted on this Barbie board? I'm thinking the Warriors are going to be known as the Fairies from now on. Doesn't matter to me too much. Well, I am one after all, girlfriend! But what about you Fishy-love? Will you cope with the humiliation?

TWQ
xxx

[–] Trouter2000 17 years ago

Fairys is not a good idea as it is often used as refference to a homosexual man who uses a woman's voice (not that there is anything wrong with homosexuality), but the warriors aren't about that kind of thing, and besides you don't have any sort of control over us.

Now I've given you intelligent answers and I've been nice, now will you please just post someplace else and leave us alone? Otherwise troll, your account will just end up getting deleted.

THE FOX

[–] puppi88 17 years ago

Hi-eee!

Hey, Einstein, here's a logic path. Let me walk you through it. Veee-rrr-yyy slowly:

You think I am a troll
You think I may have my account deleted

If that's so, what makes you think I'm worried if my account's deleted, girl? If I am a troll, my account's temporary, yes?

Perhaps you should leave the thinking to those of us that are able to do it. You stick with your troll-bustin' (although, to be brutally frank, pet - you ain't much good at it, are ya?)

Bye-eee!

TWQ

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[–] puppi88 17 years ago

Hi-eee!

WTF is Pok'e'mon? I'm familiar with poke-a-man, but not heard of your version, babe.

Bye-eee!

TWQ

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[–] Trouter2000 17 years ago

How old are you? well anyway at least your not acting as stupid as you were yesterday, at least your just an ass now rather then an attention seeking troll. Maybe in ten years you can be a regular person, just stay ambitious!

Get a life, and grow the hell up. (not you sticks lol)

THE FOX

[–] puppi88 17 years ago

Hi-eee!

Ah, "get a life"! That ol' chestnut... My posts are evidence of a lack of life while your posts are evidence of a life lived to the full, are they girl? A life lived through a pretend "gang" who, when it's "turf" is threatened, seek to pretend the threat is not there. Must remember that one...

TWQ

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[–] puppi88 17 years ago

Hi-eee!

Sticky Mess! Your spelling is simply atrocious!

Wile While
Actully Actually
Thease These
Trll Troll? Trill?
Becuase Because
Dady's Daddy's (1 Warrior point gained, though, for correct use of apostrophe)

Anyway, what are you still doing here? I thought I ordered you Brady Bunch loving Warrior out of the Warriors? The shame of it...

As a parting gift you shall from now on be deemed the Warrior Witch - "becuase" your 'spelling' (ho ho ho, readers) is so bad, bubba!

Bye-eee!

TWQ

[–] Trouter2000 17 years ago

well I happen to enjoy life. I post on the internet yes, but I am also enjoying sex, drugs and rock N roll, because the way I feel is that you only get one trip through this world and we should make the most of it. I post on the internet when there is nothing better to do, and I am not ashamed of that, I absolutly love the art of film, and have learned so much from this site.

You seem offended, you should know that you had it coming, and that you ought to leave people alone.

THE FOX

[–] puppi88 17 years ago

Hi-eee!

Fishy the Camp Commandant, that was so... romantic. Ahhh... I must say that I am flattered you feel that you have learned so much from me on this site. Girl, me and you are DOWN!

You've just got yourself 50 Warrior points, babe - but don't tell the others. They'll just get jealous, girly.

Bye-eee!

TWQ

[–] Trouter2000 17 years ago

Well I am flattered at your ideas on me, its to bad you are not serious, I'm finished anyway, to hungover to bother arguing with you anyway.

I'm done with trolls and gangs and stuff, I just want to post regularily.

[–] elrando 17 years ago

im going to crush u,then shove a knife through ur skull.

THE WARRIORSHEAVY MUSCLE #31
#81
#1

[–] puppi88 17 years ago

Hi-eee!

Ooh, Randy! I'm assuming that is a metaphorical crushing and head-stabbing? Not sure how you'll achieve it otherwise?

Oh, wait, I get it - it was all just big talk designed to terrify me and impress Sticky Mess the Warrior Witch, Wally Luurve Chief and Fishy the Camp Commandant, wasn't it?

Have to say, I'm not that terrified, girl, k? Keep trying, sister. And give yourself 17 big fat Warrior points for effort, girlfriend!

Bye-eee!

TWQ

[–] elrando 17 years ago

if i were a girl it would be larando dumbass.

THE WARRIORSHEAVY MUSCLE #31
#81
#1

[–] puppi88 17 years ago

Hi-eee!

Randy, hon? Still waiting for that crushing and head stab, k? Let me know when you want to do it, girlfriend. I'll see if I can find a window in my busy, busy schedule.

Bye-eee!

TWQ

[–] alex_fugazi 17 years ago

This is just too hilarious. I can't believe a Warriors fight spilled over into Barbie land.

[–] 17 years ago

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[–] puppi88 17 years ago

Hi-eee!

At last! Sticky Mess grasps a concept!

(Pity about the spelling, though, hon...
"Probly"? Probly not...)

Bye-eee!

TWQ

PS Have I got something for you?! Keep watching these boards, homeboy, for an extra special treat you're just going to luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve!!!

[–] puppi88 16 years ago

ONE

FADE IN ON -

Interior of a squalid, abandoned Coney Island tenement strewn with trash and filth. Seated on an assortment of boxes, stools and grubby, dumped armchairs at a couple of shabby tables pushed together are STICKY MESS, WALLY, FISHY, RANDY and PYTHON.

WALLY: Whass the beepin' time, boppers?

STICKY MESS: Same time it was the last time you asked, half an hour ago. Midnight.

FISHY: How can it be the same time? There’s a half hour difference.

STICKY MESS: Well my watch says midnight and it said midnight half an hour ago.

FISHY: Do you think maybe your watch has stopped, Sticky...?

STICKY MESS bends its arm [SFX – tree branch being torn from a tree trunk] and puts its wrist next to an ear sprouting a tuft of dark, thick, wiry hair.

STICKY MESS: Beep... It's stopped tickin'.

WALLY: 'Course it ain't tickin'. It's digical, dumb-beep.

FISHY: Digital.

WALLY: 'S what I said beephead, ain't it?

FISHY: No, you said... ah, forget it.

WALLY: No, you forget it, motherbeeper.

FISHY: Forget what?

WALLY: Uh... I forget...

STICKY MESS looks closer at its watch. An expression crosses its face suggesting it can't quite compute what it is seeing [SFX – a swamp dam collapsing]

STICKY MESS: Hey guys - lookit!

The Warriors crowd round the swollen mass of STICKY MESS.

CUT TO CLOSE UP OF -

The digical - er, digital - watch on its thick furry wrist. It states 00:00 45, 46, 47...

OFF SCREEN -

WALLY: Oo:oo? Whassat mean, oooo?

STICKY MESS: Watch!

RANDY: We know it's a watch, we -

STICKY MESS: No - watch the uh, watch...

The digital watch is counting the seconds 57, 58, 59, 00. Instead of flicking on to 00:01 the time states again 00:00 01, 02, 03...

CUT TO C.U. OF STICKY MESS’s unshaven, tattooed face -

STICKY MESS: Beep... Piece a cheap ol' beep...

RANDY: Tha's what comes of buyin' your stuff from Wal Mart. You oughta buy your wares in more upmarket stores like I do.

WALLY: Where d'ya get your beepin' stuff, then? It ain't Bloomingdales, surely?

RANDY: Target. And don't call me Shirley...

WALLY: Target, beep... Looka the state of your threads, beeper. And what's that stain down the fronta your Warriors vest? Looks like -

RANDY folds his arms over a dark stain on his vest front.

RANDY: It's, uh, dog egg from... that night. I don’t think Mommy could get the mess outta my vest.

STICKY MESS: That night? You mean...?

RANDY: Yeah. That night...

A loud bang catches their attention. The boppers all turn to look at -

The outside door bursts open. In steps HAPPY-PAPI, 4 feet 8 inches tall with a look of Gary-Coleman-sized irritation on his face.

[–] puppi88 16 years ago

TWO

HAPPY-PAPI struts into the filthy room and places his hands on his hips.

HAPPY-PAPI: Here you all is!

STICKY MESS: Sure thing, Whorelord. We -

HAPPY-PAPI: Warlord.

STICKY MESS: Uh, Warlord. We bin waitin' for ya for nearly a hour, since midnight.

HAPPY-PAPI: Whassa time now?

STICKY MESS: It's still midnight, Whor - uh... Chief.

HAPPY-PAPI: Watchoo talkin' 'bout, Sticky Mess?

STICKY MESS scratches its head [SFX – tree stump being sawn in half].

STICKY MESS: I, uh... we... I mean my watch... uh...

HAPPY-PAPI: Can it, beep-for-brains. Now what’ve I gotta do to get you beepheads to foller simple 'structions? I know I'se called Happy-papi but you dumb beepers ain't fillin' me wi' happiness.

RANDY *beep*

HAPPY-PAPI: Whass funny, bopper?

RANDY: You said "a penis". Hur hur!

HAPPY-PAPI: I din't, atcherly. What I said was "happiness".

RANDY: You said it again! Hur hur hur!

HAPPY-PAPI: Beep... Now listen up, boppers. I ain't pleased. I tol' you all to meet me at the interior of the squalid, abandoned Coney Island tenement strewn with trash and filth at T'oity-t'oid an' T'oid. An' youse bums're all here! Whassup witchas?

FISHY: This is the interior of the squalid, abandoned Coney Island tenement strewn with trash and filth at T'oity-t'oid an' T'oid, Chief...

General murmurs of agreement and nods from the assembled Warriors.

HAPPY-PAPI: It is? Beep... Where I bin for the last hour'n half?

WALLY: Maybe you been in your, uh, special place, huh, Chief?

HAPPY-PAPI: I guess... It seemed so real, though. What's that beep on your face, bopper?

WALLY: Uh, impetigo. I think I caught it... that night...