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This game had the funniest X-Play Review


On X-Play on G4, 50 Cent Buleltproof won a Golden Mullet, their awards for the worst games. It was given "for excellence in the field of bad targeting systems and even worse dialogue".

"Hey, Ma I was shot nine times, and all I got was this crappy video game. 50 Cent Bulletproof is a game that's one part shooter, and all parts crap."

"All you do in this game is shoot. That's it, and guess what? The shooting sucks. It sucks so bad I'm not even going to waste an analogy on it. No matter where you are, how close to an enemy you are, what gun you are using, you can't hit anything easily. This isn't realism. It's just complete crap."

(Game clip of 50 saying "I never ran from nothing.") "Yeah, I know because you can't run. 50 moves so sluggishly in this piece of prgramming afterbirth, you'd think the developers thought that the crap aiming wouldn't be enough to inform the player that they had been ripped off."

"Ok, here's one of the early missions. Yup, you've got to go to the laundry. Wait, it gets better. You've got to turn the power on for the laundry. And why? So you can LEAVE the laundry."

"A talking hat? A talking HAT? I thought that was Ocarina was annoying."

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