Your 'Next' Intro - Next (2005) Discussion

[–] BentSpoon 18 years ago

Hmmmm good one.
Mine:
-aspiring politician/political activist
-digs girls in glasses
-history geek

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[–] 18 years ago

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-Can't Stand Bad Grammar
-Wants to be a Kindergarten Teacher
-Knows people call her a nerd and accepts it with pride because she knows she's really a cool person anyway.

That last one is a bit long....but yeeah.

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I am IN LOVE with Project Runway.
Oy with the drama.

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[–] JrBorch86 18 years ago

Is a huge marijuana enthusiast, nerd who wants to teach elementary school
Biggest pet peeve is people who can't spell or who use chat lingo
Watches Golden girls everyday and has a crush on older men like Michael Caine

Hahaha! Those are long but so true!

Ciao,

Peace & Love,

Jen

Moody was here.

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[–] sexy_beastro 18 years ago

-once flew an airplain
-has puppy posters on walls
-nicknamed Elvis

i couldnt think of any good ones

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[–] Annimallz 18 years ago

-Turned on by short girls
-Gags at the sight of whipped cream
-Keeps pinky up while drinking out of a glass

heh heh... boo shaa... NEXT ! ...?

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[–] lizziekatje 18 years ago

They have to be true, right??? Are the ones on the show true?

"Look, Fry, you're a man and I'm a woman. We're just too different." - Leela

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[–] lizziekatje 18 years ago

- Has perfect pitch
- Is an aunt to an older girl
- Has the same family names as the South Park creators' surnames.

myspace.com/t3hsteaminbeauty

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[–] RxiPxy 18 years ago

- has crushes on anime guys
- hate her nose
- sings when she's alone but knows she has a crappy voice

xD

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[–] BentSpoon 18 years ago

"Has never burped in her life"
Seriously? That's not scientifically impossible?

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[–] Pinkpansy117 18 years ago

Umm..
- Is obsessed with the color pink
- Might be girlier than Paris Hilton
- Loves the 80's
<3

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[–] purplechipmunkpunk 18 years ago

who woundnt want to lose their virginity to pete wentz ? sorry off topic

mine would probly be

gags at the sight of fish

refuses to wear orange clothing

wants to be a pirate

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[–] frenchelmo3000 18 years ago

Kissed Baywatch babe at age 8

lost virrginity in mosh pit

thinks kirstie alley is hot

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[–] BentSpoon 18 years ago

I wish I had your condition.
*burp*

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[–] Judykins17 17 years ago

Kissed Baywatch babe at age 8

lost virrginity in mosh pit

thinks kirstie alley is hot

can that even be done???

Judykins
Emo boys rock!

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[–] Clandestine-Rose 17 years ago

-An aspiring keyblade master
-Thinks anime guys are hot
-Hates the sound of someone peeing

I love you <3

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[–] troutmask-3 17 years ago

-can fart "When the Saints Go Marching In"
-has a shrine to Bea Arthur in his basement
-thinks personal hygiene is overrated

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[–] purplechipmunkpunk 17 years ago

PETE !!
dont even get me started
i could go for days

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[–] Ambient_Soho 17 years ago

Mine would be:

-doesn't eat fruit
-huge cat lover
-hates freakishly long hair

"Sex, Drugs, and House music...three words...three good times."

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[–] bizzybee_83 17 years ago

Mine would be:

- was sick on her headteachers kitchen table
- hates her feet
- feels uncomftable eating large bananas in front of people

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[–] ColbertoReporto 17 years ago

-is a SaksFirst cardholder
- been invited to 7 proms (attended 5)
-likes athletic/buff girls

www.myspace.com/godems

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[–] itrhymeswithoranges 17 years ago

Mine would say:

-deffinitely here for the money
-loves superheros
-loud and crazy

Haha...ok maybe I wouldn't say "here for the money" I'd put something mad random like "has been called munchkin" (I'm tiny...only 5')

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[–] AnnaisWHOA 17 years ago

i was on it and those three things are twisting the truth...during an interview i was asked to say three random things about myself...i said

-i have a huge crush on justin timberlake,
-i can touch my toes to my nose
-and i was voted most likely to marry a celebrity in high school

this is what it was when my showed aired--

-claims to have had sex with JC Chavez(ya they could have atleast said justin)
-likes to suck on her own toes
-and was voted most likely to marry for money in high school.

so to go with the last persons three things
-deffinitely here for the money
-loves superheros
-loud and crazy

this is what they would really say

-is on welfare
-masterbates to clark kent
-friends think s/hes really annoying

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[–] itrhymeswithoranges 17 years ago

AnnaisWHOA
That's pretty sucky. But very funny. If they twisted mine like that I'd probably laugh. Well maybe not at the "friends think she's annoying" bit since that's kind of cruel and everyone gets annoying. But yeah. I actually find that a little entertaining. But who knows...maybe if I was actually in the situation I'd be kind of mad. But I always wondered why they had such strange things as the intro hehe.

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[–] ColbertoReporto 17 years ago

Oh when did your episode air?

www.myspace.com/godems

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[–] chattybubbles07 17 years ago

Annais.....I saw your episode!! I remember those but I van't place your face.

www.myspace.com/larissaishot
check it out

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[–] orange_crushed7 17 years ago

Really? Everything On My Episode Intro Listed Was True. They Take It From The EMAIL Survey You Filled Out!

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[–] blahXblahXblah 17 years ago

hmmm....

-aspiring firefighter
-part hispanic and irish
-can't stand white girl who act black

No one dies a virgin. Life screws us all!

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[–] Justinnn 17 years ago

Obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
First in high school class.
Can complete a "sudoku" in under a minute.

Wash: OK, everyone not talking about sex, in here! Everyone else, out there!

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[–] piinkhawaii 17 years ago

you don't choose what goes on there. production does. and mostly, they make it up, it's not true. i know because on mine only one of my facts was even half true. same with everyone else on my episode.

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[–] kevmoL7374 17 years ago

hahahah

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[–] cougarletter 17 years ago

i think you're lying. which show were you on?

Don't be so sure. It's not that hard to get on an episode.

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[–] orange_crushed7 17 years ago

I was on the river raft episode where I said I wanted to be a milf. He was a frat boy from USC. Ring a bell?

And it's not like it's something to brag about, I just think the show is super funny, that's why I looked at the boards.

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[–] Esehcram 17 years ago

-Favorite word=VAGIANT
-Would kill for chocolate
-Loves her ginormous boobs

I pity the fool

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[–] Ryanfrom7mile 17 years ago

-looks like shaq
-can tie his own shoe
-smokes 2 packs a day

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[–] toniann_couture 17 years ago

-is a vegetarian.
-natural blonde.
-virgin.

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