Isn't it interesting how the haters came in, slammed you, slammed the movie by saying it sucked, then demanded you come up with some eloquent flowing and specific accolades, since the PUNKS yappered up and claimed "You didn't back up what you said" ..
Uhh, gee, they shrieked like a 2 year older "IT SUCKED!!!!!"
THEN THEY BABBLED hatefully " You suck too!!!!!!"
Then they arrogantly and idiotically demanded you back it all up with a giantic why it's good review, claimed you can't, but your lead - when compared to their insane less than a paragraph and merely a butthead sentence, already far outperformed their idiotic braindead no point but their "attitude" spewposts in terms of analyzing the movie properly for quality.
I'd say they need to whine some more so I can laugh at their stupidity and moron demands, when their own "review face" in the mirror looks like a cleft lipped spineless retard on dope.
How do they work that all around in their own mind anyway ?
Is it that 3rd grade game, "I asked you first?" not so disguised - really a demand for you to accept their idiocy, and work to validate their own stupidity ? Yes, I believe so. Since they demand something, they ought to have offered an in depth reasoned pagelong analysis as to why this particular film wasn't a good one. I just don't believe that attacking you by claiming " IT SUCKS AND YOU'RE INSANE!??%4#%%^ YOU $%#$%$%" then demanding some more great writing like your leadin' post is credible of them (it's unreasoned punk skum behavior), nor fair for you.
See that's really it, you write so much better than they do, they get mad, and lash out - but they really want to read more good postings like your lead post. They can't write well, dying for someone with writing talent but they can't beg, they have to play punkboy to hope to get it while still pretending to save face, but they're too dumb to even know that is their actual motive. It's sad, really, now that I've cracked their skulls wide open.
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jmbwithcats
17 years ago
I think I love you silicondoc.
But honestly, I can understand why they would think I was a publicist, I do write reviews, but I do them objectively, and yes I wrote this review in a "professional" manner that comes off sounding like I'm a publicist for the movie, or I was paid to write it, since I really let me feelings on the film flow through the review.
But I must adamantly deny these allegations, as I am no publicist for the movie, or it's makers, nor was I paid to write a positive review.
Nor would I if offered, well... maybe if it paid me a lot but that never happens in the real world does it?
Much to my chagrin.
Anywho, I enjoyed reading your reply.
Have a good one, and don't let the bastards grind you down.
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MicheleWilliams
12 years ago
Who is the OP? OK, I'll play.
Wow, I'll guess the reviewer would be in the entertainment field. He either knows the producers of this sad waste of what-could-have-been movie, is related to them, or went to school with them...you get the idea. How carefully he writes that he "wasn't paid" to acclaim this film, or isn't a "publicist." Or a "movie critic."
When he gained entry into a difficult field through these connections, he started out young, as a "go-pher-it." After all, he couldn't just jump in and direct (unless he's Sofia Coppola--but we know Daddy was always on-set), being that he hadn't gotten his free on-the-job-training yet.
By now, years later, he's umm...television writing, or maybe directing. He may even act on occasion. Or is now producing, like his mentor(s).
He cannot be a casual poster simply because his REVIEW of "The Net 2.0" is TOO SUSPICIOUS. I'm 99% sure he's just doing favors for "Uncle" Irving or "Cousin" Henry, etc.. After all, they (and/or his friends and/or relatives, who are connected in some way to them) gave him his entire career!
However, the original poster/reviewer will DENY this. After all, who wants their true IDENTITY revealed? Perhaps that's why he liked The Net 2.0.?
What was that line (from a movie actually deserving of good reviews), "The Sweet Swell of Success?" Oh, yes: "It's a publicist's JOB to lie!"
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