why?

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omg we are all gonna die!

THATS EXACTLY WHAT WE SAID!
me and my friends just watched this and shouted at thwe tv for that part haha.
hilarious film :P

I think the idea was that she would seduce the psycho-killer.
The sight of her underwear made her irresistible, so he just had to follow her through the opening, where he met an unfortunate end, thanks to her cunning plan,
(and a convenient guillotine).
However, surprise, surprise, he COULD NOT BE KILLED.
Films don't come much worse than this. When the three of them were wandering through the slaughterhouse, it seemed to go on for ever (and ditto for the guy sitting in the car).

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Because of the same moron who wrote, directed and played Mr sUckle.

What happened was one day, lets call him, Mr Suckle, because even tho it is a click away to find his name, I feel it's not worthy of mentioning.

So Mr Suckle is flipping burgers, making minimum wage, and he is most likely either a retarded pervert, or such a virgin loser that he lies about the women he met to his friends while he is hosting his annual dungeons and dragons meeting in his mothers basement.

So, while he is at work, in walk two girls he would like very much to produce some sex-wee over. Instead of impressing them by doing his job and taking their order, he says, "I'm a movie director, wanna star in my next film?"

These girls jump at the opportunity, not knowing that this guy has no clue how to write, direct, or act in a movie, he just wants to see them get it on.

So he tells his D&D buddies that he has conned these chicks into allowing him to film them naked, while claiming he is making a movie.

They begin shooting, and Mr Suckle begins to direct a whole heap of scenes with no dialog, but a lot of boobies! However, after a while of this, the girls begin to get suspicious, and start questioning Mr Suckles agenda, and threaten to leave because he said he would make them movie stars, not light pornographic whores.

So, he has to quickly come up with an excuse to redeem himself, so he informs them that these are crucial scenes for a ... ummm.... whats a good lie... oh, a horror movie, yes, thats it, a horror movie!

So, he quickly starts writing a *beep* script based on a combo of Nightmare On Elm St and whatever other horror movies he saw on the weekend, and starts telling people he is making a genuine movie, not a porn flick, from fear of being sued or someone telling his mommy he has been a naughty little boy.

Now that Mr Suckle has put together some crappy scenes of what was the pathetic outcome made into this movie, because I think the word "plot" is the wrong word to describe this crap, he now has 40 mins of soft-core porno crap, and 40 mins of the other crap, he now has to figure out how the two can be edited together and make it into a, forgive me for using the word, movie.

The actors then see what he has edited together, and realize this guy is a phony, and they have been scammed. But he assures them that this is not what they think, because a big name company is interested in the movie.

So the "actors", well, one of them might have been an actor, tell mr sUckle, that if he can get this piece of *beep* distributed, they will not de-vein his dick with a clam knife.

So mr suckle runs into Lionsgate, and says, "You gotta help me, I conned these chicks into thinking I was a movie director, just so I could see their boobies, and now they wanna chop my willy off because they found out my movie was a fake cause I just wanted to get off"

So, after the person he is telling this to at LionsGate stops laughing his arse off at such a pathetic story, he at first says no, but then he remembers, April 1st is coming up, and this would be a great gag, so Lionsgate officially released The *beep* House Massacre.

So, unfortunately mr sUckle got to keep his peepee, the actors became official actors, but their careers where killed by this movie, and that should pretty much sum up why the girl running down the road in fear of her life was told "Don't argue with me, I'm the director, your the actor, If I say running with your camel toe exposed is essential to the plot, then it is essential to the plot"

It was hot in there.