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Best movie EVER!!!

posted 19 years ago by xnmex13-1
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I was pissing my pants laughing at this. I think I watched every "killing" scene about 5-10 times (in slomo as well). I rented this knowing I was gonna see a [sarcasm]GEM[/sarcasm] of a "horror" movie. I think I laughed more from this then most comedy movies I have seen lately. Here are some VERY nice messups from the movie...

***SPOLIER (as if anyone cares)***
- The "night time" party had daylight coming thru the window.
- ANY head chopping scene. GOLDEN!
- Why does Bobby have blood on his crotch BEFORE getting stabbed in it?
- "I gotta split" *beep* PRICELESS!!!!
- The stiffness of the "split" body is A+
- When the girl in blue gets her computerized, non hair moving, no blood, head chopped off. EXCELENCE!
- You think the would find a dummy head with LONG CURLY hair instead of short straight hair for the long curly haired killer.

I'm sure I forgot some GOLDEN moments.

Anyone else waiting for the sequel? ;)

After watching the movie I watched the trailers they had on there.... Next week, I am renting Jackhammer massacre and I hope I will laugh as much as I did with this one!

[–] thetripdoctor 18 years ago

I just found this one boring. It had a few slightly funny parts, but that's it. If you want good comedy-horror try "dead alive".

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[–] mew2xy 18 years ago

crap. its so cliche. i have seen so many movies with practically the same storyline. and also the acting was crap and non of the music went with the scenes, badly chosen.

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[–] waterbombman 17 years ago

Theres also the scene when they're walking through the slaughterhouse and you see a rat on the floor. Two seconds later the same footage of the rat is played again, only backwards...

This movie is THE WORST film I've ever seen without any shadow of a doubt. But it is also one of the most entertaining, as it provided us with unlimited ammunition for tearing it apart.

[–] sepsism 17 years ago

I vote for a sequel! provided "Stoner" returns either as the main character or in a cameo role smoking in parked car throughout the ENTIRE duration of the movie.

[–] berniegrim 17 years ago

LOL, how many times did they just cut to him sitting in the vehicle. hahaha

great stuff. I was like "OK! we get it, he's smoking pot, in the vehicle!!!! Stop going back to him!!!"

[–] sepsism 17 years ago

Hahaha I honestly lost count.

[–] Chainsaw_Sally 17 years ago

Near the end of the movie, why did the girl have to pull her skirt off to slide backwards out of the huge square oven door? She wouldn't of hit her head if stood up and walked through.

[–] berniegrim 17 years ago

It was probably in her contract somewhere that she needed to take off her pants [insert number here] times, so when they realized that the movie was almost over and she still needed to take those pants off one more time to fill the quota, it was a perfect scene to do it in...

either that or the director realized that the movie won't sell without just a tad bit more skin...although after that crazy naked lesbo scene at the party in the beginning, i'm surprised Hustler didn't buy the flick.

Ok i promise not to post on this movie anymore. Unless i watch it again...

[–] Tro44 11 years ago

The part when she shot the killer in the balls. and said you wont be needing those anyway.

OMG I was cracking up!!!