Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner!
OK I had to run out of the room when he said that!!! Freakin Hysterical!!!!!!
I'm partial to the "Who are you supposed to be, Rod Serling?" line.
But I'm probably older than most people posting here!
"I was just waxing my jugs"
shareJimmy: "Michaels..."
Chazz: "MacElroy..."
Jimmy: "I see you've gotten fat."
Chazz: "I see you still look like a fifteen-year-old girl but not hot."
Jimmy: "You crushed my dreams!"
Chazz: "Dreams? Sh*t, I haven't had one of those in years!"
Jimmy: "Zip it, Chaz! Zip it before I punch you in your crap lousy face!"
Chazz: "Hey, this ends tonight!"
Jimmy: "It's daytime, you douche!"
BAHAHA!
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She can't fall for you if you're not there to catch her.
I remember Rod Serling,,but not the quote.
I guess I wasn't listening so much when I was 5, maybe?? LOL!
Jubie
"Live Long and Prosper"
Nanu nanu
My favorite line was at the beginning of the movie when chazz and jimmy are sharing the pedestal after tying for gold. Jimmy tells Chazz to put his arm down cuz he smells like "cheap cologne and taco meat"...Chazz continues waving and says "Yesss I doooo". The execution of those two lines had me rolling!
sharethere's too many funny lines in this movie to choose one.
but I love the "you still look like a 15 year old girl but not hot" one
I've lived long enough to know that not a tear will be shed for this world
let me put my poems in you HAHAHA
Sasan: Mom, you barf? How chic, I thought you were just dieting
I loved the part where Stranz and Fairchild are being interviewed
by Scott Hamilton and Stranz says "Dreams are in your sleep"
Jeff Koehn
Full time dreamer.
Mind bottling instead of mind boggling...never again will I be able to hear mind boggling without cracking up.
"Long days and pleasant nights"
King
This is the best part of the whole entire movie!
Jimmy: So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Coach: Oh, really?
Chazz: We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I’m a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."
Jimmy: [disgusted] I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means.
Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative...
Jimmy: No, it's not, it's gross...
Chazz: ...It gets the people going!
I DON'T SHARE *beep*
shareCHAZ: Hey, this ends tonight!
JIMMY: It's daytime, you douche!
FAIRCHILD: Nothing breaks up a team faster than--
STRANZ: Herpes.
CHAZ: I am nothing but a human onion!
CHAZ: Hey, you little forest creatures! None of you sons of bitche$ try to be heroes!
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When Ferrel was in his costume hammered.
"None of you sons of bitches try to be heroes. YOU HEAR ME!"
"Hey everyone, this is Gary. We've been skating together for two and a half years. I remember when when we were sitting at a bus stop in Tuscon and he says "Hey, I've got a third ball"
Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not - Oscar Wilde
Scott: Jimmy MacElroy stands ALONE at center ice and you have to wonder what is going on.
Jim: Well, this is Rice without Montana. Ali without Frasier. Han Solo without Chewbacca.
hahahaah!!!
I love the "figure skating's Little Orphan Awesome" line. And Heder's pose? Pure hilarity!
Topher--"Did I just lose an argument to a doll?"