Quotes


What are your favourite quotes from The Island?
Mine are:

"With fronds like those, who needs anenomes." - Col (sorry i can't spell)

"Look, it's the fronds and anenomes joke. It died and made it to heaven." - Col

"Never say *beep* James, because you know what that would be? That would be *beep* - Frank

"If all the village idiots...from all the villages...left their villages...and formed their own village...of idiots...in that village...you would be the village idiot. Take that into your back face!"

And there's more but I can't be bothered writing them.

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One of my favourites has to be;

col: beware of the following plants..
frank: the following plants! i've never heard of following plants! what do they do after they follow you?!.." etc

luv it.

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Oh yeah, I forgot about that, that's hilarious.

"Take that into your back face!" - Col, Lano and Woodley

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my favourite one was
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will pnly cause permanent pycological problems!"
the island is so freakin hilarious
anyone know the words to the "gonna *beep* die?"

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Yeah... I wrote them down while listening to it so they might not be right... but they're close enough.

- The topic at hand is this tropical land and the wonderful things that we’re seeing
The feeling we get from the hill and sunset is so good for our wellbeing
There’s a palm tree, blue skies, calm sea, no flies the feeling is truly sublime
This breezy lifestyle makes it easy to smile, oh what a glorious time
Di di didily di di di di di didily di di di di di di
We’re gonna *beep* die yeah
Col - There’s no water or food
Frank - what a poor attitude
Col - Frank you need me to be more specific? We’re in the *beep*
Frank - Though you’ve got to admit that the views here are simply terrific
Col, don’t get down about food lets run around in the nude it’s just us blokes yay
Col - We want people around coz then we’ll be found you see what I have to work with here folks?
- Hey
Di di didily di di di di di didily di di di di di di
We’re gonna *beep* die yeah
Frank - ladies and gentlemen, ukulele solo
- Di di didily di di di di di didily di di di di di di
We’re just gonna *beep* just gonna *beep* die
We’re gonna *beep* die

"Take that into your back face!" - Col, Lano and Woodley

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...and no one cares.

"Take that into your back face!" - Col, Lano and Woodley

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I care! Thankyou, thankyou very much georgiefatboy for the lyrics.

'I'm going over here for ages!' - Frank

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You're welcome.

"Take that into your back face!" - Col, Lano and Woodley

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Frank (to Col wearing a fake moustache): "YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE!"
And its useful for everyday situations too.....

okaybyecyalater!

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Lol hilarious show!!!
I love the bit when Col wants Frank to read the script he wrote to show everyone how much of a dickhead Frank is. And Frank goes "who's F?" and Cols like 'you're F' and Frank does this whole thing with his face its hilarious. Like "Gosh who's F of course i'm F" and does the face thing i cacked myself. The he goes "Who's C" ahahaha lol classic! Then he goes "oh C for Colin and F for" and Col goes *beep* ahahaha :D

Their Goodbye show is the best though!!! ohhh love it :)

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squijette, the bit you described is from "Goodbye" not "The Island"

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I luv this one:

Colin: oh i just need some meat! i cant stop thinking about meat!

Frank: i cant stop thinking about homos...

Colin: .......

Frank: lots and lots of lovely homos, its my favourite lebonese dip

Colin: humus!! its pronounced humus you dickhead

Soooooo funny
oh and who thinks that ppl like frank more than colin? I just like em both!!!

Ryan: I'm wearing a thong
Colin: I'm wearing a thong too, but two thongs dont make a right!!!

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My absolute favourite line is "Take that, on you, on your bodice!"

Because of Lano and Woodley, I now replace every word containing 'body' with 'bodice' =D

Hi guy, try Thai high pie! - Frank Woodley, Good Bye, 2006

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me 2 me 2! and instead of idiot everything is ninny.
i like "captain fargus, captain fargus. what the fargus is going on!"
and that whole plane scene.
also the chicken bit. when i first saw that i laughed so hard i cried.
this is so awesome. its a bummer i had to discover em after they broke up. grrr

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I loved the bit when they drink the salt water and go crazy lol
and frank's just like
"THE SPIDERS! THE SPIIIIIDERS!"
and col goes
"I'M A DINOSAUR!! ON THE IIIIIISLAND! I'M A DINOSAUR TOO!"

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bookalakabaka. my friends had to stop the dvd so that i could finish crying with laughter and shut up to watch the rest of it. sooo hilarious. and my friends and i always say bodice now.

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One of my faves (and there are many) is Frank's rant about Lord of the Rings - "IT TOOK HIM NINE *BEEPING* HOURS" lol.

Frank being the judge - "Because I dont really know how to use the computer"

Frank - "You cant. You cant"
Colin - "Dont call me that"
Frank(gasps) - "James..."

Their talk about what is on the island and what isnt
Frank - "Is your microphone..."

When Frank says sorry to the audience.
-"I thought it was a silly show where I got to do things like go 'bakalacka'(cant spell sorry) and things of that nature. But no. No."

Frank - "Dont ever say *Beep* James. If you said *Beep* James, do you know that that would be? That would be *Beep*

Colin - "They're washing up on to shore where we can get to them"

Frank - "I've always loved you Colin"
Colin - "I've always loved me too."

Frank - "Are we singing a song?"
Colin - "I'm singing a song. Piss off."

I love this dvd. Wish I had gone to the show. It would have been brilliant. I even love their commentary on the dvd.



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