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Things I Learnt from Blue Demon

posted 17 years ago by fingolfin_101
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-Sharks with bombs in their mouths are perfectly valid top secret military weapons
-All you have to do to esacpe the blast from one of said bombs is close a door behind you
-Goofy music announcing the entry of the hard-arsed bad-guy general is an effective cinematic device
-Dwarfs in action roles are guaranteed to steal the show, and are NEVER unintentionally hilarious
-Making shark movies is a good idea.

This is up there with Highlander: The Source and Cannibal Ferox as the absolute worst movie ever made.

[–] ionian 17 years ago

-If you park a big van outside of a secret laboratory with power cables running into it that no one authorized, no one will ask questions.

-You can knock people out extremely easily just by booting them in the face from a car trunk or shooting them in the penis with a tranquilizer dart.

-You can throw a leg of lamb into a lake infested with sharks, get back in your little go-kart, back off the dock and drive back to your lab and by the time you get to your desk, the sharks will just be getting to the lamb shank.

-Young sexy girls trying to get into a sorority wear granny panties.

[–] electroniccompost 16 years ago

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed the "granny panties."

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[–] cowboyfromhell320 15 years ago

Lol! Best post EVER!

[–] JoJo31 15 years ago

You can be knocked unconscious with a shovel to the head, but are able to regain consciousness, drive a car, run a truck off the road and suffer no ill effects.

[–] Mrpopo-1 14 years ago

u can subdue a general pointing a gun at u from 6ft away by throwing a life preserver over his head

We all got to die, y procrastinate

[–] lnelso35 11 years ago

Fish that you just caught hold perfectly still.
Kafka shouldn't be said in front of ladies
Checking the car is glancing in the backseat
It's OK to suggest taking off your clothes before you have your first kiss
A harpoon gun is hard to shoot and has a really bad kick to it.
You can ring toss your way out of gun point.
Tumble weeds can stop a speeding truck
This movie is arguable the worst movie ever made.