... is when the general is stopped by a life saver. I had to pause the movie I was laughing so much. I knew that the lady being able to land rings on the pole would come in to play somehow... but that was ridiculous! He could just move his arms up and escape! Worst part is, the director tried to make it seem cool by filming it in slow motion! Truly horrible.
He'll be just fine as long as you don't let him eat bologna.
That part in Transporter 2 where he knocks the bomb off of his car was worse.
shareI haven't actually seen Transporter 2 yet. What happens?
They also smelt a great deal.
There's a bomb under his car, so he ramps off of something turning the car upside down, then knocks the bomb off by hitting a hook hanging in the air. Bomb explodes and he lands safely on the ground right side up. None of this was planned out, he just did it on a whim.
shareWhen I saw that, my brain literaly shut down. I cannot remember much of the movie, but I was able to control the inane laughter about five minute later. I almost fully recovered before the plane crash from 10,000 feet only resulted in busted windows. Fatality.
This movie wasn't too bad for being direct to video. I enjoyed how it set-up cliches and then swerved the audience. However, I can understand how that would tick other people off.
What I couldn't figure out was, if Big Red or Red Dog, or whatever he was, is the only shark to occasionally ignore the impulses built in...then why is he the leader of the pack?
I loved the reactions on the beach after the surfer gets chomped. IF you ever watch the film, pause and go through that part slowly. One guy just tilts his head, his face a solid stone of boredom. Another reacts like the shark came out of the water and is heading straight for them...
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just wanted to say that I'm glad you mentioned the people's reactions on the beach. Laughable man. In my humble opinion, the best thing about this movie is the blonde girl that he runs up to on the beach.
shareThat Transporter 2 scene was wack... I totally almost crapped my pants when that happened... I am wathcing Blue Demon now and once again, I am laughing.
shareAgreed. I saw a Steven Segal movie that I thought was the worst in recent years, but it didn't have the kickin soundtrack like this movie.
shareMy friend and I made a drinking game out of this movie, made it somewhat enjoyable.
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That 1st poster obviously hasn't seen the cinematic legend that is: Shark Attack 3: Megalodon!
Hee hee...what a clinker!
"You don't know what's out there!"
“Well, my days of not takin' you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.”
One of the most memorable lines in a movie ever is in that movie hahahh
shareThe dumbest scene in this one that nobody mentioned here was when that girl was holding up that bass she caught for a picture w/ her 2 fingers by its friggin tailfin!!! Something not even an adult can do-no matter how hard you hang on! Not even w/ a little fish because they'd slip right out. Maybe I remembered it wrong, because nobody here mentioned it.
If I'm wrong if I don't & wrong if I do, you're having your cake & eating it too.
The "Bass" the girl picked up by the tail was clearly a stone-cold DEAD fish taken straight from the seafood counter at the local supermarket! It was stiff as a friggin' board! Haaa!!!
SPRING BREAK SHARK ATTACK was much much much worse than this little stinker..
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As soon as she picked up the life saver I sighed because I knew exactly what would happen. That solidified the 1/10 rating from me. That truly was one of the worst moments in movie history.
shareon blue demon: I love how all the little security forces troops are all buck sargents.. (a rank that is no longer existant) and they all have a "whipping-through-wind" sound effect when they raise their arm to salute the 5 star General.... and then some guy in the trunk kills the guard by kicking him in the chest..priceless
shareYes this movie is so stupid that you can't stop laughing its ridiculous! especially where Danny Woodburn's character goes into the safe when the shark blows up the room and he is still alive after the room blows up! Come on even if u go into a safe or some object when a room is about to blow up you are not going to make it out alive, thats just over the top stupid! this movie sucked but it was hilarous how their acting was over the top hilarious!
"Hey, You Guys!" Sloth from The Goonies
I watched this movie on TV, so I couldn't pause it at all...and I think I missed 15-20 minutes of it. But oh my gosh, I was laughing hysterically through the whole thing (but of course not at the parts that were SUPPOSED to be funny). The life saver part just completely made it for me. I love the movie because it was so bloody cheesy it was hilarious.
xD Way to go, Blue Demon...
This movie TOTALLY SUCKED!!! The special effects were horrible and the acting was pretty crappy too.
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