KILL ME


If only the writer/producer/"star" had the slightest inkling of the limits of his acting range, and the way he is perceived on-screen (wearing glasses and a side-parting is not enough to make you look gawky and quirky if your face and teeth have been sculpted by various medical professionals to conform to American ideals of generic, characterless symmetry, erroneously perceived as beauty in this obsessively superficial society) he would have cast John Heder as the main character instead of attempting to pull a Good-Will-Hunting and create a vehicle to showcase his... his... well, himself.

The excellent supporting cast (Lord knows, they must be having problems to agree to this) is wasted in an agonising perpetual struggle to react convincingly to a main character incapable of delivering even the simplest line with appropriate intonation, and believe me, he is not short of simple lines to choose from, as the dialogue appears to have been composed by a five-year-old. Ah wait... it's the same person pretending to be a writer as pretending to be an actor. It's not often that I don't see a film through to the end, but this ejaculation was irredeemable from the outset and showed no signs of improving after the first hour.

Excrement.

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jealous?

i thought "ejaculation" was a good thing...

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In this context, I was using "ejaculation" more as a metaphor for useless wank than mutual orgasm, but I guess I shouldn't have taken it for granted that everyone was going to have an attention span long enough to follow entire sentences, and for that I apologise.

Jealousy is an ugly emotion and a weak retort Ben, or Andrew, or whichever member of the crew replied. I'm presuming you are involved in the film somehow, like everyone else who defends or claims to have enjoyed this moronic twaddle.

Actually, aren't I the moron for wasting my time writing about this... I should be doing something more productive, like writing and starring in my own film, just like I've always dreamed of doing.

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Yes, you are the moron.

"the skin walkers are coming!"

HAHA.....

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Not when someone puts their wank on my $1500 screen.

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I'm so glad someone else hated this movie as much as my husband and I did!!! After suffering through 34 minutes and 26 seconds (I watched every second tick by before pulling the plug on this brain-dead flick), we got online to see what others thought. Surely, the world must have railed against this useless, pathetic piece of "comedic" drivle. No, "quaint," "cute," "one of the funniest films of 2007!" Perhaps...if you were left at an abandoned whaling post in Antarctica and saw nothing but snow for the remainder of the year. The contents of my bagless vacuum cleaner are funnier than this movie! Earwax is funnier than this movie. ANYTHING is funnier and better acted than this movie. Blech! Enough time spent on this, movin on with my life...

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this movies was really bad i must say.
i agree completely.
i was getting bored from the beginning but thought..maybe ill give it a little more of a chance before turning it off..
but i couldnt take watching it anymore....so unentertaining and kind of pointless.

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Yeah, this movie was pretty horrible. I figured with a 5.X out of 10 rating on here that it would at least be semi-bearable. Wrong :\

-prence

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Almost every movie I watched since, I found comparing to this piece of *beep* and it brought it all back (well, the first half, before I switched off. Thankfully I didn't pay to see it).

Horrible flashbacks.

My wife is trying to discourage me from going off on one about how terrible this movie is.

She says "they are to be pitied, not censored".

I disagree.

What do you think?

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I don't know, does it count as censorship to take away all of their filming equipment, and computer, and pen/paper, and everything else used to make this movie?

If so, then censor away :\

-prence

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i'm watching this movie right now, & i have to agree, it's freakin horrible. bout 2 shut it off. .

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I AGREE.

I'm still perplexed by people on these forums saying the movie "was not bad" or "It's actually pretty good".

These people as a poster before me stated must see nothing but boringness day in day out to find anything like this even mildly entertaining.

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I don't know what the hell you cynics are whining about but while this film was no potential Oscar winner, it was quite entertaining and I got some laughs out of it. Seriously, people, relax a bit.







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America put the "fun" back into "Fundamentalism".

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i think people might be annoyed by all the suspiciously high praise of this terrible movie that's been posted on this site. not even jon heder can make anything good of his role. i found mila kunis just about bearable for the first time ever in forgetting sarah marshall, but this movie managed to bring out a character in her even more irritating than anything she's ever done before, and that's saying a lot.

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Not the best movie but he wrote it, got it made and starred in it... it's an accomplishment. You would do the same thing if given the opportunity. I hate the movie but I don't hate him for making it.

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Dude, take a walk,go out and see the world. Find a few hobbies or something. Relax, things aren't that bad now are they? That a movie makes you this upset? Try to enjoy life, keep searching I'm sure you'll find a movie that you will like.




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YOU BETTER GET YOUR BUTT ON THE GREAT SPACE COASTER,OR MIKEY'S NOT GONNA LIKE IT.WHEN MIKEY DOESN'T LIKE IT,HE ENDS UP SHOWING PEOPLE WHERE THE BEEF IS AT AND BELIEVE ME YOU DON'T WANT THE BEEF.

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Nah murder is not good for the soul. Just because you have an opinion that I disagree with, that's no reason for physical violence. Relax and keep searching, you'll find what you're looking for sooner or later. Don't give up yet, there's no reason to end it all, keep the Faith.



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"Speak softly and carry a Big stick"
YOU BETTER GET YOUR BUTT ON THE GREAT SPACE COASTER,OR MIKEY'S NOT GONNA LIKE IT.WHEN MIKEY DOESN'T LIKE IT,HE ENDS UP SHOWING PEOPLE WHERE THE BEEF IS AT AND BELIEVE ME YOU DON'T WANT THE BEEF.

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