Remarriage? Huh?
So in this third installment of the series, one of the main characters we've come to know & kinda tolerate, Rayford Steele (long-lost brother of Remington), portrayed by Brad Johnson, gets remarried at the beginning of this film.
Huh? Dude, your first wife's not dead -- she's just been raptured and is in Heaven, chillin' & hangin' out. We saw her get raptured at the beginning of the story & then watched you cry about it for almost the whole first flick. Now you're getting remarried already? What's your other wife up in heaven gonna think of that?
Hey man, the world's ending. It's just supposed to be seven years, so they say. You really couldn't hold out that long? Just had t' get laid again, huh? Besides, isn't everything supposed to be turning to sh#t by now: sky turning black, rains of blood, stars falling to earth, pestilence, plague, etc.? Plus, there are like hundreds of millions of lost souls to save before the end -- but you're gonna waste time getting remarried just so you can bump uglies again legally (Christian-style, I mean)? Where's yer higher calling? WWJD?
It just sounded kinda gross, frankly, to listen to you give your wedding vows with all those words like 'love,' 'forever' & 'eternity,' when the last Mrs. Steele ain't really dead yet.
Just sayin'.