Things we've learned from Borat
1. If a man is fat enough, you won't be able to see his wedding tackle
2. It's best not to fly, in case the Jews repeat their attack of 9/11
3. Charlie Chaplin looks like Hitler
4. A gay pride rally is a traditional American street festival
5. Some cars come with an optional p***y magnet
6. If a man puts a rubber fist in your anoos, he might be a homosexual
7. You can make cheese from breast milk
8. Many conservatives at rodeos want to see Bush drink the blood of all Iraqis
9. This suit is black...
10. ...NOT
11. iPod Mini is for girls only
12. Nobody loves Borat's neighbor
13. You can get kicked out of a hotel for speaking street slang
14. Jews can transform into insects and don't notice if you throw money at them
15. The desire to secede is still alive and well in the South
16. Pamela Anderson has the @$$hole of a 7-year old
17. Gypsy tears can protect you from AIDS
18. Pearl Harbor and Texas are both in California
19. Jews can lay eggs
20. Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls