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Not being a horror movie fan..

posted 13 years ago by DrChinstrap
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Will mean that you will HATE this movie.

It's *beep* for real

I for one enjoy *beep* horror movies that can at least take you to a different place for whatever reason... the escape part. idk what it is really.

But anyways.. in nearly every horror movie you find yourself thinking "Come on... really? You would REALLY step into that dark room? You would really buy that unbelievable setup?"

This movie is absolutely ridiculous in that regard because even the dumbest of horror characters would not find themselves trapped in a one nurse hospital with patients walking around with guts spilling on the floor and in an ambulence that has no attendant for a guy who is seemingly on the edge of death (chosen examples.. couple of many).

I mean... COME ON dumb b1tches!

Anyways I still enjoyed it which really says something about my love for horror (or tolerance for *beep*

I felt the degree of "come on-ness" warranted this post.

Really just interested in your opinions about this. Read others' posts similar to this but I felt they didn't really address the sheer magnitude of "wow that b1tch is dumb" if that makes any sense.

If it doesn't... be off on your way kind friend.

Good night and thanks.

[–] AGreenman19 13 years ago

I... well, I'm a little fuzzy on what exactly you're saying, but COME ON (see what I did there), you gotta expect a certain level of ridiculousness in any movie. We wouldn't have the horror genre if everybody played it safe and just booked it at the slightest disturbance in the force.

I actually liked the movie in the regard that I wasn't pulling my hair out, yelling at my TV "DON'T GO THE *beep* IN THERE", when I probably should have. I think the characters were overly bold and my suspension of disbelief really kicked in, considering the amateurish production, so I was able to laugh most of it off, and cheer for that bitch roaming the halls laying the hurt on Dr. Benway.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that it wasn't irritating to watch this movie like some horror films.

[–] DrChinstrap 13 years ago

My other email is AgreenmanCF.

Take your anti- troll potions and seal up your troll food. They feed on your rage.

[–] AGreenman19 12 years ago

A bit late, but would that happen to have anything to do with your actual name?

(probably won't get back to this until I go through my post history again out of boredom in a couple years)

[–] ScorpionTDC 11 years ago

If you don't like slashers, it's not for you.
That said, I loved it and don't think it's as bad as you're making it out to be. It's a fun, gory good time with a fantastic heroine and a few good other characters (THE NURSE <3) Not to mention it had style, something most low-budget slashers lack.

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