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best lines/quotes from the movie

posted 16 years ago by kfranken
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First, I LOVE this movie. HILARIOUS! I'm gay, was raised Catholic, and am uncomfortable with gratuitous sex in movies, but this movie is a comedy and teen movie spoof, and the sex scenes were credibly done (esp. at the end) or obviously fantasy/dreams (ex. Graham Norton and Andy in the classroom and on the baseball field) or just so outrageous (although not completely unrealistic) like the last scene with Andy getting double-teamed by Beau and Angel. The movie was incredibly well done and not offensive at all, and kudos to the director Todd Stephen for making this film. I loved his "Edge of Seventeen" as well. Remember, these are teenage, virgin men with their hormones a ragin' after high school in southern California in summer in a hypersexual society just wanting to have/experience what everyone else is getting/experiencing. Jarod is adorable and HOT! He played his character so well, as did all really. Andy's mannerisms, voice inflections, eyebrow lifts, and body movements were right on and perfectly timed and acted out. Nico's animation and energy (dancing) and fashion and makeup and one-liners were hysterical.

So many great lines/quotes to choose from. Feel free to add to the list.

1. Jarod: "Your ass tastes SO good!" while he's rimming Beau in the parked car

2. Jarod: "What's a boy got to do to get some man snatch" while he and the others are sitting at Muffler's party hearing others upstairs "kickin' it"

3 and 4 and 5. Nico: "Oh my! Can you zoom in on that?" when the guys were watching a naked straight guy taking a shower in the locker-room and then when he says "He's a shower AND a grower!" and then when he said "Hey! Put that back!" after Griff closes down the website of the straight guy pleasing himself in the shower (that Nico first didn't think was worthy of watching anyway) so the guys can watch Rodzilla's Interactive Dungeon with Andy in the "cool hammock"

5 and 6. Nico: "I cannot believe a Survivor winner heard me take a dump!" and then he says "He heard me take a fart, Dawn" (Dawn = Muffler) at the video store when he and the guys are discussing their lack of love lives.

7. Nico: "Do you still keep in touch with big Zeke?" to Andy's dad who just told the boys about his days in the Navy showering with his fellow "seamen" and Zeke McGee whose "snake ran down past his knees"

8. Muffler: "All Catholics are bottoms my friend." to the boys after their graduation ceremony when Jarod said he had a date tonight who is the captain of the St. Mary's baseball team and who Jarod thinks is a bottom.

9. Nico: "My goodness" at Muffler's graduation party after he and the boys hear Muffler upstairs yelling something like "Plow that pussyyyyyy" and the house starts to shake

10. Andy: "Well, I'm a top, of course!" when Nico asked him whether he was a top or a bottom and Nico replied "Uhuh, pussy boy in denial" and all the boys laugh

11. Andy's dad re: the book he just gave to Andy entitled "Anal Pleasure and Health" and points out that "Figure 7.2 demonstrates the remarkable adaptability of the human anus." which shows a man with his own fist in/up his ass and Andy's dad shows the picture to Andy and states "That's incredible, isn't it?"

12. Andy when he is getting double-teamed by Angel and Beau and he screams "Queer as Folk eat your *beep* heart out!"

13. Andy at the end in the video store when he says "Real men take it up the ass"

I'll probably think of more as I watch this AGAIN and AGAIN, OVER and OVER.
I'm addicted to watching this movie.

What were your favorite lines/quotes?

Kevin

[–] nard-5 16 years ago

My Favourite scene was the one that took the piss out of edge of seventeen where nico's mother is playing the piano when he comes out. Very clever particularly as the mother in both movie scenes was the same actress

[–] BGsClub 16 years ago

I like the Paul Lynne scene. She just think I'm special

[–] knightlyss 16 years ago

My favourite is definitely the scene with Andy, Angel and Beau!

"Queer as Folk, eat your *beep* heart out!"

[–] dinofanman 16 years ago

omgi laughed my ass off at that part when i relised which movie they were making fun of.

[–] typical_julia 16 years ago

My personal favorite will always be:

Nico "We don't know sh*t about anal."

[–] entertheshadows 16 years ago

Mine is "Once Don strikes... They ALL go dyke!". Lmao, my best friend is a butch lesbian, and her name is Tanya. She she'll always say "Once Ton strikes, they ALL go dyke!".

[–] projectcyclops 16 years ago

When Beau and Angel are about to 'do' Andy and he tries to start with small talk before they kind of jump on him. It's so cute the way he starts with, "So, uh, where are you guys from originally?" and they just grab him.

Andy was my favorite :)

[–] pogostiks 16 years ago

Andy ; (to the carrot he was sticking up his butt) "You're so RAW!"

[–] addyc1 15 years ago

1) When the cheerleaders are leaving in the morning from Muffler's house, and Tiki says, "Dawn make Tiki, Leaky.."

2) When Nico comes out to his mom while she play the piano, she looks devastated, turns around, looks at him and says, "Duh!"

[–] macklin-1 15 years ago

First, this has to be the funniest movie I have scene ... ever. I really laughed so hard it hurt.

I have a favorite scene ... actually two ... that don't evolve quotes. In the begining when "Mom" is going through the boys room and comes across a wire hanger."

You youngin's may not know this is a reference to Mommy Dearest (not funny but very laughable) tribute to Joan Crawford who goes down right psychotic when she finds wire hangers in her house.

I also loved it when the boy came out to his mother and later she shows up in the movie "al a" Debbie Novotny/Queer As Folk in a bright red wig, red vest and PFlag buttons.

I think it is so great that movies can be made like this for gay teens and young adults to watch. Funny yes but it also promotes, just be yourself.

Great movie ... Have to go now and rent the sequel.

Macklin Crew

All Catholics are bottoms ... in denial.

[–] nnenok 10 years ago

Yeah, Tiki is fantastic :D "Me love you long-time"

And the entire scene with Andy's dad when he gives him the birthday present: "This book was very informative. I took the liberty of highlighting some passages under the chapter 'Getting to know your sphincter'."

[–] A_Llama_Drama 15 years ago

"A lobotomy bitch!" Mink Stole rocks so much!
Also i like Grandpa saying Bette Davis' immortal line - whenever i watch All About Eve now adays i just think, ewww

My teenage ansgt has a body count

[–] herjabram 15 years ago

the butch saying:
31 flavors of genital cheese LMFAO

[–] toughbeingfamous 14 years ago

I nearly died laughing at the "It's not you I'm angry at. It's the CRUMBS!" line - perfect delivery!