Wow. There were so many to choose from! My vote goes for the jock. I thought seeing shell-spear girl *miss* and get devoured would be the high point of the movie, but...my word. The tiger literally PULLED the jockdude up headfirst into the rafters, and Ate him. HAHAHAHA!!!
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and the sabretooth walks in on them and kills the girl, while she is in the middle of having sex!
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My favourite deaths were:-
The girl on the floor ! Instead of being flat on her back in a flurry of passion, she’s now flat on her back being disemboweled by a vicious CGI sabretooth. The beast is turning her abdominal contents into so many helpings of chitlins, an excruciatingly painful way to go (as any hare-kiri victim will tell you !) – and what does she do ? Instead of being on the verge of blacking out or screaming with the hellish pain of it all, she raises her head to take a curious look at what’s causing the peculiar tugging sensation and - at the sight of her disappearing guts, she reacts as if she’d just spilled a sloppy joe all over her shirt ! –Eeeooww !!!
The corridor guy – it’s a good job that sabretooth was only a CGI monster or else its weight would have collapsed the whole fibertile grid ceiling ! So then it hauls this guy ceiling-ward by his head, bites his head off then spits it onto the floor below. Neat ! Too neat !! Where’s the blood smears on his face and head ? Where’s the kitty-drool ? That severed neck is so neatly cut – like a guillotine. Unless the sabretooth was part great-white, then I can’t figure how the neck-end was cut so neatly. A sabretooth’s bite pattern doesn’t exactly lend itself to the perfect slice ! The head had a hole in the cheek where the head was embedded on one of the beast’s tusks. I would think that if the beast impaled his cheek like that, the head would be stuck there like a cherry tomato on a cocktail stick !!
The naughty scientist – I loved that CGI tusk (graphics very early 1990’s Nintendo 64 quality), which naughtily forced its way into his gaping mouth and stayed there when he fell onto his back. It couldn’t have impaled itself into the pavement, cos the hard paving would have cracked up all over the location and the tusk wouldn’t have neatly stuck up in the air. It would have bounced. Sooooo – by staying there, upright, the tusk stuck up vertically courtesy the dead man’s neck muscles !
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I liked the owner with the false tooth at the end best. Stands there looking up with his mouth open.
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