Quote the game! But not quotes from the movie used in the game.
Random guy who just got his car stolen and whines like a b!tch:
"Somebody call the coppppps!"
FBI agent; "Shoo-ah. A little pressure on the families' good for both of us." (pockets huge wad of cash)
"He's gotta gun"(when you have your baseball bat out)
"I gotta go home now and take my medication"(mugger)
"Mother doesen't allow me to talk to strangers"(mugger)
"Don't crowd me, I need my space"(Corleone member)
"What about me? I could use a little bribery"(female pedestrian)
"Where did all the cops go?"(male pedestrian, even when there's 5 cops standing right in front him)
"You be good eh. But not too good"(corleone)
"Just because we're family, doesen't mean we're "family""(corleone)
"What you think you're the Don?"(corleone)
"This ain't Chicago, I'm not Capone and you're not Bugsy"(corleone)
"What this guy think he's doing? Watching a movie?"(Sonny)
"That's more than I make in a month"(cop)
"I lost my job and am now on welfare because you stole my car"(female pedestrian)
"You talk, you sing. I hope your no canary big mouth."(male pedestrian)
"I hear you can't afford a car. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"(male pedestrian)
"I can't believe that a corleone would be stupid enough to kill a cop"(male pedestrian)
"That Irish flat-foot you killed has a big family. They're all cops and they're all coming after you"(male pedestrian)
"That woman was someones mother you son of a bitch"(corleone)
"Listen, we're all family men here. We don't kill women"(corleone)
"You smell like you just got out of attica"(cop in black hand edition)
"You value your life so little?"(the Godfather if you shove him)
"You are nothing to me."(same)
"You greased that lawman like he was the under side of truck there buddy"(male pedestrian)
You are making the mistake of thinking you are more important than you actually are.
In the Blackhand Edition, I looooove the random quotes pedestrians say XD I'll list my favorite ones
"I hate the f uckin Dodgers" - male pedestrian
"My wife's been cheating on me!" - male pedestrian
"Do you know that Truman is the best president?" - male pedestrian
"I think I'll treat myself to something nice" - female pedestrian
"I could go for a big, juicy steak" - Corleone mobster
"I need to catch 40 weeks" - cop/Corleone mobster
"His hands were all over me!" - female pedestrian (That one makes me laugh the most. She must've had a kinky night :P)
"What the- Hey! That's my car!" - male pedestrian
"You can steal all the trucks you want. Just don't steal my car!" - female pedestrian
"*shriek!*" - female pedestrian
"*in a real high-pitched voice* Here, it's yours, alright?!" (business owner)
"EAT SH!T" (enemy mobster)
"BURN, YA STINKIN SH!T" (enemy mobster)
"Help! I've been shot!" (female pedestrian)
"You're supposed to marry a woman for her dough, not whack her!" (male pedestrian)
"Yeah, she was a cheap slut, but that didn't mean she deserved to die!" (female pedestrian)
"I could say I'm sorry, but I'm not" (enemy mobster)
"Ey, I don't like staring contests, capiche?" (Corleone mobster)
"Where do you think you're going?!" (enemy mobster)
Also, whenever you kill a mobster or a police officer, I crack up laughing then they go "OOOOOOGH!" before they die XD Honestly, the game is so hilarious because of all the random stuff people do and say XD
Great, the flying monkeys came and stole my signature. Damn them.